Secret Code - Oneshot
Title: Secret Code
Cast: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Summary: Yunho loves Jaejoong and Jaejoong thinks it's irritating.
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Life of a secret agent is full of secret codes, secret numbers and a whole lot of other secret stuff. But to a certain Jung Yunho, his feelings for his co-worker, Kim Jaejoong, is way too far from being a secret. Way, way too far.
If you think that sweet talking all day is impossible, Jung Yunho, the living cheeseball, can prove you wrong -- and Kim Jaejoong, the living cheese grater, ignores it all. Well, maybe not all. Who can ignore a big cheeseball blocking your way, your view, your everything? If someone can, Kim Jaejoong will be glad to have a heart to heart talk with you.
Everyday, a 'secret letter', which is normally called love letter, will be placed on top of Jaejoong's desk.
In their field of job, it is a must to put a secret code on every transactions you do for easy tracking. Yunho, the very obedient rule follower, does that too when it comes to his 'secret letter' for Jaejoong. But his secret code for the 'letters' only revolves on numbers
1,4 and 3.
Even though it is a little bit uncomfortable receiving supposed-to-be secret letters from a guy, Jaejoong is kind enough to read them all. And he wished that he wasn't kind.
Their co-workers are very much aware of the romantic tension going on between the 2 -- or as they call them, the perfect two.
They are both really good in their job and their experiences are very respectable that it is almost worth bowing for. Both have the looks, the talent and the skills. They're almost made for each other, if only they're not both guys. But obviously Yunho doesn't mind at all.
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"Jaejoong" Yunho called out as he looked for some papers in the small cabinet beside his table.
"Yes?" Jaejoong, whose cubicle was infront of Yunho's, asked as he looked up from his computer
"You need help or anything?" Jaejoong quickly added when he saw Yunho was busy looking for something.
"Uhmm. No" Yunho answered, still looking for something
"Then, what?" Jaejoong asked
"I love you" Yunho stated, not minding to look up at Jaejoong and just continued searching.
"Why did I even ask.." Jaejoong mumbled as he rolled his eyes and went back to his work.
After a few minutes, it looked like Yunho found what he was looking for and stood up to go to their head's office.
"Hey Joong, why not soften up a bit?" Changmin nudged Jaejoong as he eyed Yunho who was walking away.
"Wow Changmin. 1st, don't you 'hey' me. I'm older than you. Deal with it. 2nd, I'm a Kim not a Jung. Don't be stupid. Lastly, I'm not hard. How could I? We're in the office and I'm not thinking of those things right now" Jaejoong said as he whispered the last part
"Sometimes I wonder how you could be on top with a mind like that. I said Joong as in JaeJOONG and your mind is perfectly perverted. I was talking about how you treat the real Jung. Lastly, I'm not stupid. You are" Changmin defended himself as he went back to do his work
There's that kind of conversation with Changmin everyday-about sucking up all his pride and accepting the cheeseball's love. Jaejoong never agreed.
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The next day, they were both given some errands to do. Yunho was happy, and Jaejoong was--
"Ma'am, can't Changmin go with Yunho instead of me?" Jaejoong almost begged
"You're a great psychic. As you've said, he can't" Their department head, Mrs. Song, denied
"But you know how he acts when we're together. He's a psycho, believe me" Jaejoong was getting desperate.
"And you're a psychic. Sounds alike. Perfect match. Now go and develop your feelings with him" Mrs. Song cheekily informed him as she pushed Jaejoong out of her office
"PSYCHIC AND PSYCHO DO NOT SOUND ALIKE!" Jaejoong shouted as he was being forced out by Mrs. Song
Yunho was waiting outside for Jaejoong. When Jaejoong saw the car, he immediately boarded and buckled his seatbelt
"Yunho" Jaejoong called out
"Yes. I love you, too" Yunho said as he drove off
"The hell, Jung. Let's just do the errand" Jaejoong sighed
"Aww. I'm excited spending the day with you, too" Yunho continued to tease
"Shut up. What are we supposed to do?" Jaejoong asked, curious of the errand-of-the-day
"Mrs. Song told me that we have to go to xxxxx and they will inform us what to do" Yunho informed him
"What? Why didn't you tell me before we left? I should have brought my bag" Jaejoong sulked
"You didn't ask. Why? Left something important?" Yunho asked concerned
"My wallet and mp3" Jaejoong sighed
"Do you want me to drive back?" Yunho asked, glancing at Jaejoong
"Nah, it's fine" Jaejoong answered
"I have my mp3 with me. You can use it if it will make you feel better" Yunho suggested as he reached for his bag at the back with his right hand
"I'll get it. Thanks" Jaejoong said as he faced the backseat and grabbed Yunho's bag to get the mp3
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Soon, it was lunchtime and they still haven't reached their destination. Yunho parked the car when he saw a family restaurant
"Errr.. This is it?" Jaejoong asked as he looked around.
"No. It's lunchtime. C'mon let's eat" Yunho said and went out of the car.
Jaejoong followed and they found a table for them.
When the waitress gave them the menu, Jaejoong focused on the prices more than the food. As if reading his mind,
Yunho spoke "I'll treat you today"
"Eh?" Jaejoong asked, surprised.
"I said I'll treat you today. This one's on me" Yunho explained.
"You can't take that back, right? You can't eat your words. I'm really ordering" Jaejoong was damn hungry.
Yunho just smiled.
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After eating, they continued their journey-slash-errand with non-stop bickering
"Jae, don't you believe me whenever I say that I love you?" Yunho asked, eyes still on the road.
"Any normal guy won't believe you" Jaejoong answered looking outside the window
"But I'm telling the truth. I swear!" Yunho persuaded
"No thanks, Yunho" Jaejoong said firmly.
"But, you are the air that I breathe." Yunho won't just give up
"I'm still solid, Jung" Jaejoong retorted sarcastically
"I'll love you no matter what. I can't live without you" Yunho continued
"Oh my god, Jung. You and your cheesy statements. You make me vomit" Jaejoong rolled his eyes
"You're hurting me" Yunho said playfully as he glanced at Jaejoong
"Are we still far?" Jaejoong asked, changing the topic
"2-3 more hours of driving, I guess" Yunho said
"Hello, hell" Jaejoong mumbled
"Hey Jae, you know sometimes I wish I'm your pokemon" Yunho started again
"My poke-what?" Jaejoong asked, shocked with the weird words of the Jung
"Your pokemon. The cartoons on TV you don't know?" Yunho asked
"I know. It's just that, you don't associate the words 'me-Jaejoong', 'wish', 'your' and 'pokemon' in a sentence. It's just plain weird" Jaejoong tried to explain
"Just ask me why" Yunho said
"Fine. Why?" Jaejoong asked, uninterested
"So, YOU can CHOOSE ME. Get it? Choose me... I choose you.... I choose you, Yunhomon. Like that. Get it?" Yunho explained with a childish grin
"What the fu....." Jaejoong can't even complete his sentence
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After a few more pick-up lines and cheesy statements, they finally reached their destination and Jaejoong was more than happ......
"WHAT??!!" Mrs. Song asked the both of us to go here just to get a basket of persimmons. You can get this yourself!" Jaejoong wasn't happy at all
"I don't know. She just told me to drive here and we'll know the task" Yunho was also confused and Jaejoong saw the confusion on his face and acknowledged him innocent
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After a very tense drive back to the office, Jaejoong immediately went to Mrs. Song's office
"Hey, woman! Did you just send us to xxxxx to get your basket?" Jaejoong asked, almost wanting to scream at his boss
"Yeah" Mrs. Song simply answered
"Oh my god. Are you insane??" Jaejoong was beyond furious.
"No. Sooo, how was your trip with Yunho?" Mrs. Song asked with a big smile
"Trip? What trip? That was an errand. A worthless errand, that is!" Jaejoong couldn't believe this at all.
"Whatever. How's your feelings with Yunho? Have you already sorted it out?" Mrs. Song continued to tease.
Jaejoong finally walked out.
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The next day.......
"Jae" Yunho called
"Hmmm?" Jaejoong asked
"Love you" Yunho said
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And the next day......
"Kim Jaejoong" Yunho called
"What?" Jaejoong asked
"I love you" Yunho said
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And the next day
"Jaejoooooonggggggg" Yunho called
"Yes?" Jaejoong asked
"I love you" Yunho said
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And a certain day came when Jaejoong snapped out of it all
After receiving his daily dosage of secret/love letter from Yunho, he decided to write a simple letter to finish it all up.
/As what Yunho used to do, he also wrote a secret code, more like just the date, on the letter/
After writing, he placed his letter on top of Yunho's desk when Yunho went to the office for some report just before lunch break.
When Yunho finished reporting, he went back to his place and saw a letter and confusedly stared at it.
"It's from Jaejoong. He placed it there just before he took his break" Changmin, who was passing by, informed the confused lovestruck as he took a glimpse of the letter
"Awww. He also wrote a secret code" Yunho was really happy.
"More like the date today" Changmin mumbled as he went back to his place.
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The paper was folded into 2 and on the outer part was the secret code, 0610, Yunho thought but Changmin thought it was just the date. Yunho opened it and read.
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You always say that you love me. Everytime we meet, that's the first thing you say. Don't you think it's a little irritating especially when we're both guys? Wait, no. Scratch that a little. To a girl it might be very flattering or romantic or something, but nevertheless, I'm a guy. So, yeah. You don't casually do that to a guy if you're a guy, too, but if it's a girl saying to a guy, it would be cool. I think.. But yeah, you get the point. No matter how many times I told you to stop, you just don't follow. You're so stubborn. Are you always like that? Or you just like irritating me? Wait. Let me guess your answer. Hmmm.... It's because you love me. Well, whatever. Maybe after reading this you'll shut up... or no. I really don't know. Booyah! That rhymes. In yar face, Yunho-ho. K. Back to the point. Anywaysssss, you're so selfish for just shoving your feelings to me when you don't even listen to my part. It's like I don't have any say to this.... this.. whatever this is. It hurts my pride a tiny bit. And it's embarrasing when you do those cheesy acts on me. Not to mention the pick-up lines. I mean, where do you even get those shameful group of words? Nevermind, I don't wanna know. And could you stop sending me roses everyday. I know I'm pretty and sexy and gorgeous and beautiful and charismatic and all those perfect traits, but I'm still a guy. Please mind your choice of words and actions when you approach me.
I wrote you this letter for you to get my side and consider it. Well, mine's actually simple.
reeeeeeeeaaaaaallyyyy simple.
THIS is my answer.
0610
Jaejoong
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Yunho smiled, very satisfied, folded the letter and ran to look for his Jaejoong.
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Got Jaejoong's secret code? :)
Cast: YunJae
Length: Oneshot
Summary: Yunho loves Jaejoong and Jaejoong thinks it's irritating.
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Life of a secret agent is full of secret codes, secret numbers and a whole lot of other secret stuff. But to a certain Jung Yunho, his feelings for his co-worker, Kim Jaejoong, is way too far from being a secret. Way, way too far.
If you think that sweet talking all day is impossible, Jung Yunho, the living cheeseball, can prove you wrong -- and Kim Jaejoong, the living cheese grater, ignores it all. Well, maybe not all. Who can ignore a big cheeseball blocking your way, your view, your everything? If someone can, Kim Jaejoong will be glad to have a heart to heart talk with you.
Everyday, a 'secret letter', which is normally called love letter, will be placed on top of Jaejoong's desk.
In their field of job, it is a must to put a secret code on every transactions you do for easy tracking. Yunho, the very obedient rule follower, does that too when it comes to his 'secret letter' for Jaejoong. But his secret code for the 'letters' only revolves on numbers
1,4 and 3.
Even though it is a little bit uncomfortable receiving supposed-to-be secret letters from a guy, Jaejoong is kind enough to read them all. And he wished that he wasn't kind.
Their co-workers are very much aware of the romantic tension going on between the 2 -- or as they call them, the perfect two.
They are both really good in their job and their experiences are very respectable that it is almost worth bowing for. Both have the looks, the talent and the skills. They're almost made for each other, if only they're not both guys. But obviously Yunho doesn't mind at all.
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"Jaejoong" Yunho called out as he looked for some papers in the small cabinet beside his table.
"Yes?" Jaejoong, whose cubicle was infront of Yunho's, asked as he looked up from his computer
"You need help or anything?" Jaejoong quickly added when he saw Yunho was busy looking for something.
"Uhmm. No" Yunho answered, still looking for something
"Then, what?" Jaejoong asked
"I love you" Yunho stated, not minding to look up at Jaejoong and just continued searching.
"Why did I even ask.." Jaejoong mumbled as he rolled his eyes and went back to his work.
After a few minutes, it looked like Yunho found what he was looking for and stood up to go to their head's office.
"Hey Joong, why not soften up a bit?" Changmin nudged Jaejoong as he eyed Yunho who was walking away.
"Wow Changmin. 1st, don't you 'hey' me. I'm older than you. Deal with it. 2nd, I'm a Kim not a Jung. Don't be stupid. Lastly, I'm not hard. How could I? We're in the office and I'm not thinking of those things right now" Jaejoong said as he whispered the last part
"Sometimes I wonder how you could be on top with a mind like that. I said Joong as in JaeJOONG and your mind is perfectly perverted. I was talking about how you treat the real Jung. Lastly, I'm not stupid. You are" Changmin defended himself as he went back to do his work
There's that kind of conversation with Changmin everyday-about sucking up all his pride and accepting the cheeseball's love. Jaejoong never agreed.
-----
The next day, they were both given some errands to do. Yunho was happy, and Jaejoong was--
"Ma'am, can't Changmin go with Yunho instead of me?" Jaejoong almost begged
"You're a great psychic. As you've said, he can't" Their department head, Mrs. Song, denied
"But you know how he acts when we're together. He's a psycho, believe me" Jaejoong was getting desperate.
"And you're a psychic. Sounds alike. Perfect match. Now go and develop your feelings with him" Mrs. Song cheekily informed him as she pushed Jaejoong out of her office
"PSYCHIC AND PSYCHO DO NOT SOUND ALIKE!" Jaejoong shouted as he was being forced out by Mrs. Song
Yunho was waiting outside for Jaejoong. When Jaejoong saw the car, he immediately boarded and buckled his seatbelt
"Yunho" Jaejoong called out
"Yes. I love you, too" Yunho said as he drove off
"The hell, Jung. Let's just do the errand" Jaejoong sighed
"Aww. I'm excited spending the day with you, too" Yunho continued to tease
"Shut up. What are we supposed to do?" Jaejoong asked, curious of the errand-of-the-day
"Mrs. Song told me that we have to go to xxxxx and they will inform us what to do" Yunho informed him
"What? Why didn't you tell me before we left? I should have brought my bag" Jaejoong sulked
"You didn't ask. Why? Left something important?" Yunho asked concerned
"My wallet and mp3" Jaejoong sighed
"Do you want me to drive back?" Yunho asked, glancing at Jaejoong
"Nah, it's fine" Jaejoong answered
"I have my mp3 with me. You can use it if it will make you feel better" Yunho suggested as he reached for his bag at the back with his right hand
"I'll get it. Thanks" Jaejoong said as he faced the backseat and grabbed Yunho's bag to get the mp3
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Soon, it was lunchtime and they still haven't reached their destination. Yunho parked the car when he saw a family restaurant
"Errr.. This is it?" Jaejoong asked as he looked around.
"No. It's lunchtime. C'mon let's eat" Yunho said and went out of the car.
Jaejoong followed and they found a table for them.
When the waitress gave them the menu, Jaejoong focused on the prices more than the food. As if reading his mind,
Yunho spoke "I'll treat you today"
"Eh?" Jaejoong asked, surprised.
"I said I'll treat you today. This one's on me" Yunho explained.
"You can't take that back, right? You can't eat your words. I'm really ordering" Jaejoong was damn hungry.
Yunho just smiled.
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After eating, they continued their journey-slash-errand with non-stop bickering
"Jae, don't you believe me whenever I say that I love you?" Yunho asked, eyes still on the road.
"Any normal guy won't believe you" Jaejoong answered looking outside the window
"But I'm telling the truth. I swear!" Yunho persuaded
"No thanks, Yunho" Jaejoong said firmly.
"But, you are the air that I breathe." Yunho won't just give up
"I'm still solid, Jung" Jaejoong retorted sarcastically
"I'll love you no matter what. I can't live without you" Yunho continued
"Oh my god, Jung. You and your cheesy statements. You make me vomit" Jaejoong rolled his eyes
"You're hurting me" Yunho said playfully as he glanced at Jaejoong
"Are we still far?" Jaejoong asked, changing the topic
"2-3 more hours of driving, I guess" Yunho said
"Hello, hell" Jaejoong mumbled
"Hey Jae, you know sometimes I wish I'm your pokemon" Yunho started again
"My poke-what?" Jaejoong asked, shocked with the weird words of the Jung
"Your pokemon. The cartoons on TV you don't know?" Yunho asked
"I know. It's just that, you don't associate the words 'me-Jaejoong', 'wish', 'your' and 'pokemon' in a sentence. It's just plain weird" Jaejoong tried to explain
"Just ask me why" Yunho said
"Fine. Why?" Jaejoong asked, uninterested
"So, YOU can CHOOSE ME. Get it? Choose me... I choose you.... I choose you, Yunhomon. Like that. Get it?" Yunho explained with a childish grin
"What the fu....." Jaejoong can't even complete his sentence
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After a few more pick-up lines and cheesy statements, they finally reached their destination and Jaejoong was more than happ......
"WHAT??!!" Mrs. Song asked the both of us to go here just to get a basket of persimmons. You can get this yourself!" Jaejoong wasn't happy at all
"I don't know. She just told me to drive here and we'll know the task" Yunho was also confused and Jaejoong saw the confusion on his face and acknowledged him innocent
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After a very tense drive back to the office, Jaejoong immediately went to Mrs. Song's office
"Hey, woman! Did you just send us to xxxxx to get your basket?" Jaejoong asked, almost wanting to scream at his boss
"Yeah" Mrs. Song simply answered
"Oh my god. Are you insane??" Jaejoong was beyond furious.
"No. Sooo, how was your trip with Yunho?" Mrs. Song asked with a big smile
"Trip? What trip? That was an errand. A worthless errand, that is!" Jaejoong couldn't believe this at all.
"Whatever. How's your feelings with Yunho? Have you already sorted it out?" Mrs. Song continued to tease.
Jaejoong finally walked out.
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The next day.......
"Jae" Yunho called
"Hmmm?" Jaejoong asked
"Love you" Yunho said
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And the next day......
"Kim Jaejoong" Yunho called
"What?" Jaejoong asked
"I love you" Yunho said
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And the next day
"Jaejoooooonggggggg" Yunho called
"Yes?" Jaejoong asked
"I love you" Yunho said
-----
And a certain day came when Jaejoong snapped out of it all
After receiving his daily dosage of secret/love letter from Yunho, he decided to write a simple letter to finish it all up.
/As what Yunho used to do, he also wrote a secret code, more like just the date, on the letter/
After writing, he placed his letter on top of Yunho's desk when Yunho went to the office for some report just before lunch break.
When Yunho finished reporting, he went back to his place and saw a letter and confusedly stared at it.
"It's from Jaejoong. He placed it there just before he took his break" Changmin, who was passing by, informed the confused lovestruck as he took a glimpse of the letter
"Awww. He also wrote a secret code" Yunho was really happy.
"More like the date today" Changmin mumbled as he went back to his place.
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The paper was folded into 2 and on the outer part was the secret code, 0610, Yunho thought but Changmin thought it was just the date. Yunho opened it and read.
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You always say that you love me. Everytime we meet, that's the first thing you say. Don't you think it's a little irritating especially when we're both guys? Wait, no. Scratch that a little. To a girl it might be very flattering or romantic or something, but nevertheless, I'm a guy. So, yeah. You don't casually do that to a guy if you're a guy, too, but if it's a girl saying to a guy, it would be cool. I think.. But yeah, you get the point. No matter how many times I told you to stop, you just don't follow. You're so stubborn. Are you always like that? Or you just like irritating me? Wait. Let me guess your answer. Hmmm.... It's because you love me. Well, whatever. Maybe after reading this you'll shut up... or no. I really don't know. Booyah! That rhymes. In yar face, Yunho-ho. K. Back to the point. Anywaysssss, you're so selfish for just shoving your feelings to me when you don't even listen to my part. It's like I don't have any say to this.... this.. whatever this is. It hurts my pride a tiny bit. And it's embarrasing when you do those cheesy acts on me. Not to mention the pick-up lines. I mean, where do you even get those shameful group of words? Nevermind, I don't wanna know. And could you stop sending me roses everyday. I know I'm pretty and sexy and gorgeous and beautiful and charismatic and all those perfect traits, but I'm still a guy. Please mind your choice of words and actions when you approach me.
I wrote you this letter for you to get my side and consider it. Well, mine's actually simple.
reeeeeeeeaaaaaallyyyy simple.
THIS is my answer.
0610
Jaejoong
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Yunho smiled, very satisfied, folded the letter and ran to look for his Jaejoong.
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Got Jaejoong's secret code? :)