Regis and Kelly
The truth is, I cannot stop thinking about sex. It has been too long, and I am obsessed, and I can't help fantasizing about every attractive man I see, or have seen, or have slept with. It's like when I mentally flip through my favorite parts of books I have read over and over. The details dont really matter, just the way I was feeling at the time, the passion. I am a lovemaker, what can I say? Luckily I have a vivid imagination. Sometimes I even think about sexy women, sexy movies, sexy music... It's pretty fascinating. I was just remembering the other day this girl that I was SO attracted to, which does not really happen often for me, but there was something about this chick that was making me crazy, and the funny thing is that I WORKED with her, and I kept imagining us ending up in the stockroom alone together and kissing her! She had long blonde hair, and I think I actually sort of flirted with her. As I recall, I had a boyfriend at the time, but so did she, so in my sick mind it was no big. She didn't work there for very long, and I always wondered what on earth it was about her that made me so nuts. And I wonder if it's like that for guys, when a woman is making them crazy with lust! hahahha.
Anyways, I feel like a totally shallow hormone-crazed teenager right now, and I'm hoping it passes and maybe the longer I go without sex the smarter I will get, like George in that episode of Seinfeld.
Anyways, I feel like a totally shallow hormone-crazed teenager right now, and I'm hoping it passes and maybe the longer I go without sex the smarter I will get, like George in that episode of Seinfeld.