Deep meaningful sigh...
I have sunk to a new all time low. I have done what I have pointed and laughed at others for. I signed up for a dateing service.
I have always believed that that was a last resort, the end stop at looserville. I mean OH MY GAWD, how desperate do you have to be to ADVERTISE for a date. OK, everyone who is seen with me can put on their "I'm with the loser" shirts now.
I did it because I don't know how to date. I have no effin clue. I have no idea where the elusive single males are. And it would be nice to have a companion to go to the movies with.
I don't do the bar scene. I don't have a life, so it isn't like I go anywhere that I could meet someone.
So I joined a dateing service.
AND I GOT DUMPED BY A REALLY HOMELEY GUY!!!
I don't know if you can call it dumped if you've never met or dated, but we were at the point where you can e-mail each other directly instead of using their "Guided communications" and after I sent him my first e-mail he took a week and then closed the match with a "I'd like to persue others" message.
OK, I'm gracious, I sent him a "Good luck on your search" message back. I do wish the guy luck. BUT I GOT DUMPED MY AN ANOMYOUS PERSON!!!!
This is better than the other guy who hasn't responded at all after I posted my picture.
What the hell does he expect from a 47 year old woman?????? I aint gonna be a 20 year old hard body, get real. I'm a mature woman with a few miles on her. DUDES - if you are in my age range you are not gonna be a prize package either!!
So not only do I join what I believe to be the loser society, but I get dumped by (OK, I know it is not really dumped, but it is my goofy diatraid so I can call it what I want :) )old guy losers.
The next step in my downfall wil be being snubbed by geeks. When the computer nerds start to ignore me and pretend I'm not in the room then I know I have hit bottom ;)
At least the cats still like me. I should take solice in the fact that as long as the cats still climb up on lap and demand attention that I am wanted and loved and not a loser. Everyone knows that cats hate losers.
I have always believed that that was a last resort, the end stop at looserville. I mean OH MY GAWD, how desperate do you have to be to ADVERTISE for a date. OK, everyone who is seen with me can put on their "I'm with the loser" shirts now.
I did it because I don't know how to date. I have no effin clue. I have no idea where the elusive single males are. And it would be nice to have a companion to go to the movies with.
I don't do the bar scene. I don't have a life, so it isn't like I go anywhere that I could meet someone.
So I joined a dateing service.
AND I GOT DUMPED BY A REALLY HOMELEY GUY!!!
I don't know if you can call it dumped if you've never met or dated, but we were at the point where you can e-mail each other directly instead of using their "Guided communications" and after I sent him my first e-mail he took a week and then closed the match with a "I'd like to persue others" message.
OK, I'm gracious, I sent him a "Good luck on your search" message back. I do wish the guy luck. BUT I GOT DUMPED MY AN ANOMYOUS PERSON!!!!
This is better than the other guy who hasn't responded at all after I posted my picture.
What the hell does he expect from a 47 year old woman?????? I aint gonna be a 20 year old hard body, get real. I'm a mature woman with a few miles on her. DUDES - if you are in my age range you are not gonna be a prize package either!!
So not only do I join what I believe to be the loser society, but I get dumped by (OK, I know it is not really dumped, but it is my goofy diatraid so I can call it what I want :) )old guy losers.
The next step in my downfall wil be being snubbed by geeks. When the computer nerds start to ignore me and pretend I'm not in the room then I know I have hit bottom ;)
At least the cats still like me. I should take solice in the fact that as long as the cats still climb up on lap and demand attention that I am wanted and loved and not a loser. Everyone knows that cats hate losers.