Mitch Hedberg......not only a comic genius....but also one of the best comics that ever lived, unfortunately and crappily passed away, at the age of 37, on March 30th, 2005. I for one am not only saddened by the whole incident but alsodepressed because he was coming down, and i didnt get the chance to see him live. May his soul Rest In Peace. Now, as gratitude to all the entratainment brought by this prodigy of comedy, know as Mitch Hedberg, I present to you some of his quotes:
- "I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."
- "I type 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
- "I like rice. Rice is great if your hungry and want 2000 of something."
- "I wrote a letter to my dad- I wrote, I really enjoy being here. But I accidently wrote rarely, instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I crossed it out and wrote I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator. This letter took a harsh turn right away."
- "When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away."
- "My friend said to me "You know what I like? Mashed poatoes," I was like, Dude, you gotta give me time to guess. If your ging to quiz me, you must put a pause in there."
-"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never seen an Escalator temporarily out of order sign, just Escaloaor temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
to just name a few..
In Loving Memory..