Timbit OVERDOSE
Today I felt a slight discomfort in my chest area.
Just a few minutes ago I was eating my box of 40 Timbits (for those of you who don't know what Timbits are, they're like the missing middle of doughnuts, but slightly... bigger?) when I peered in and realized I'm on my last few.
Then it hit me.
40 Timbits... and I only bought this about 24 hours ago.
If 6 Timbits was roughly the same as one doughnut, then that means I just ate 6+ doughnuts in approximately 24 hours.
OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD
I'm surprised my heart's still pumping.@!#*!@*(&#!@#
I was talking to
lawnmowerpants about this on MSN and I told her I bet I gained 2 pounds from this.
Then I went to weigh myself, and voila, I DID.
$4.50 CDN to gain 2 pounds in 24 hours.
GOD, FAT IS CHEAP
let's make soap, people!
Just a few minutes ago I was eating my box of 40 Timbits (for those of you who don't know what Timbits are, they're like the missing middle of doughnuts, but slightly... bigger?) when I peered in and realized I'm on my last few.
Then it hit me.
40 Timbits... and I only bought this about 24 hours ago.
If 6 Timbits was roughly the same as one doughnut, then that means I just ate 6+ doughnuts in approximately 24 hours.
OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD
I'm surprised my heart's still pumping.@!#*!@*(&#!@#
I was talking to
lawnmowerpants about this on MSN and I told her I bet I gained 2 pounds from this.
Then I went to weigh myself, and voila, I DID.
$4.50 CDN to gain 2 pounds in 24 hours.
GOD, FAT IS CHEAP
let's make soap, people!