This post is for Pip and Adam.
Anyone who has had an experience with the game pictured above should click this link for a good laugh (thanks Adam):
HYPERLINK! And speaking of which, happy 21st birthday, Adam! I didn't get to say so before, because he tried to take off mere moments before he underwent his gruesome, horrible transformation into a man. I think he was too late, yet managed to struggle gasping up to the mouse as it was all going down:
A man of legal drinking age....*UPDATED FOR ALL 192 COUNTRIES*!!