Apple Mastery

[mjperson]

I considered myself a fairly sophisticated Apple customer. With my iPad and iPhone, I check the rumor sites to see what will be in the latest OS updates. I've spent my time standing in lines at the openings, and am careful to keep my AppleCare contracts current on my laptop. But I realize now that I am but an egg

Comments

[ilhander]

That is *Deep* in the mojo. That's so deep in the mojo, it's mojo out the other side.

[arcanology]

Psh, he just does it to try to spook you. He was actually losing angry birds on both ipads.

He hopes you'll destroy yourself trying to replicate the impossible.

[dcltdw]

Wait, where was the third iPad?

I presume the first one queried What was Kiri-Kin-Tha's First Law of Metaphysics? while the second one asked Adjust the sine wave of this magnetic envelope so that antineutrons can pass through it but antigravitrons cannot, but there should be a third querying What is the electronic configuration of gadolinium?.

Or maybe your colleague is only ramping up his training, hmm.

[tallou]

Wow.