Like a Letter to Santa, if Santa were a Demonic Squid!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I fed magickalfaerie to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon just_defy_me (65 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). When the stars were right, I rescued chicklette9486 from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (405 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Mjolnir939
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