Intolerable! A pox upon my overzealous, irrational pissing of currency where buying is the "best."
FOILED AGAIN! MAY THE GODS PLAGUE THE HALLS OF YOUR CONSUMER-DRIVEN WASTELAND OF RELATIVELY AFFORDABLE AND SOMETIMES QUALITY DVDS AND CDS AND ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTS! BLARGH.
Best Buy took me, again.
I went in today on my lunch, like a man on his proverbial mission. My mission: Obtain the new Black Label Society CD, "Mafia," with as little incident as possible. Total cost of the CD, $12.72. Best Buy, however, spoke to me. It injected it's heroin-like drug into my pores via the circulation system in the ceiling, and forced me to meander helplessly through the aisles like a lost child searching for their parents, or a lolli.
When I came to, I was sitting in my truck, listening to David Cross talk about sodomy in comparison to beastiality, and I was turning onto Shingle Creek Parkway. Fuck. Best Buy did it to me again. I came out with:
"Ladder 49" on DVD, Widescreen muthafucka.
Black Label Society - "Mafia."
Shadows Fall - "The War Within."
underoath - "They're Only Chasing Safety."
The Killers - "Hot Fuss."
My Chemical Romance - "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge."
Total bill: $76.62
Oh, you son of a bitch.
It's a shame I don't have a girl. I could spend all my money on her instead of Best Buy. At least she would cuddle with me after screwing me out of my hard earned dolla dolla bills.
Time to go do nothing. Late.
Best Buy took me, again.
I went in today on my lunch, like a man on his proverbial mission. My mission: Obtain the new Black Label Society CD, "Mafia," with as little incident as possible. Total cost of the CD, $12.72. Best Buy, however, spoke to me. It injected it's heroin-like drug into my pores via the circulation system in the ceiling, and forced me to meander helplessly through the aisles like a lost child searching for their parents, or a lolli.
When I came to, I was sitting in my truck, listening to David Cross talk about sodomy in comparison to beastiality, and I was turning onto Shingle Creek Parkway. Fuck. Best Buy did it to me again. I came out with:
"Ladder 49" on DVD, Widescreen muthafucka.
Black Label Society - "Mafia."
Shadows Fall - "The War Within."
underoath - "They're Only Chasing Safety."
The Killers - "Hot Fuss."
My Chemical Romance - "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge."
Total bill: $76.62
Oh, you son of a bitch.
It's a shame I don't have a girl. I could spend all my money on her instead of Best Buy. At least she would cuddle with me after screwing me out of my hard earned dolla dolla bills.
Time to go do nothing. Late.