Dec 22, 2006 15:55
some little gremlin is in side of my lung biting and stabing me right now. He came in yesterday at work and will not leave untill he cuts his way out.Anoter words i will be dead soon.Tonight i will drink the pain he causes me away cause i dont know what else to do.Once i am dead please note my funeral dress code...
Every on must wear yellow neck ties with no design (plain yellow).a brown button up yack fur vest is higly required. Please dont try to pass your brown button up wool sweater as yak fur all tags will be checked.If in the event that your sweater is both a blend of wool and yak fur tho you will be able to enter since you made efforts.this event will be a shorts only funeral NO PANTS.
The way things are going the funeral should be next week unless i suddenly vomit up my lungs and pull the creature out and stuff my lungs back in. Today i mailed out a series of letters to Santa Clause asking for his help i just hope he gets them in time.