so i decided that since im moving i will give sarah my computer with the aol still on it

Apr 24, 2005 12:39

so i told her that she needs to pay aol evry month so i can still have my screen name and decided to warn her that she needs to pay for it and this was my fun email i sent her.

Your ass better pay every month or i will kick you fuckn nuts so hard you'll have a pussy!then i will shave your ass and wax your legs and give you a wig and call you cindy lou stevens and tell every one were going out and that i met you in a bar fight in a old town salon in texas and say were planing on getting married.After all thats said and done im gonna make a sex tape involving you and a cat i met last week at the store named dasie-C .I will sell it on ebay hopeing it will make me a few bucks (to pay aol that u couldnt) but instead it ends you up in prison for bestiality.There you will get raped by a fat lady that you are cell mates with and she will snore every night keeping you up.1 day you will confront her trying to solve the situation but will only end up getting you fucked and she will most likely make you lick her goods and that will leave your mouth scrached up cause of her sickening wirey pubic fro.After a few weeks steamie will bail you out and beat the shit out of you with a shovel cause you didnt flush the toliet before you went to the clink thus leaving a floating glob of shit for weeks. That will cause you to most likely get kicked out by my dad cause he's not a big fan of your shit.After a long night of packing you will move to AMMMMBBERSS and will go to jesus retreat not once a week but EVERY DAY.All the hot guys there wont go any more cause i will be fucking them and gays cant go to church, So all you will see is JESUS AND AMBER. After the first month you will be completly brain washed and will never be the same again!SO PAY YOUR AOL!!!

ha i wrote this last night at 1pm cause i was bored.
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