How about a biological impossibility for you all?
My uncle is pregnant.
...well, not my uncle, but his wife. It will be their first child. When it is born, I'll be nearly twenty years older than this youngest cousin. Even the youngest of my current cousins will be thirteen years older than this new one. The oldest of my cousins will be twenty five years its senior. And I know 'it' sounds really impersonal, but we don't know what gender it will be yet, so I'll just feel like a horrible human being :|
Also got my poetry anthology back. I got 81%, which is a higher-range distinction. This makes me a very, very happy little uni student :D
You know, until I remember I still have to finish a tutorial presentation and 2000-word essay for Thursday. Who even goes to uni to do assessments, seriously?
In short, my life is boring, so have some Adam Hills. Links done the lazy way, because lj keeps freezing when I try to do them properly.
First of all, Adam making fun of Australian accents. Plus some other stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE
Secondly, how the national anthem should be sung - to Jimmy Barnes, no less :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TNCf0cwJsY
...well, not my uncle, but his wife. It will be their first child. When it is born, I'll be nearly twenty years older than this youngest cousin. Even the youngest of my current cousins will be thirteen years older than this new one. The oldest of my cousins will be twenty five years its senior. And I know 'it' sounds really impersonal, but we don't know what gender it will be yet, so I'll just feel like a horrible human being :|
Also got my poetry anthology back. I got 81%, which is a higher-range distinction. This makes me a very, very happy little uni student :D
You know, until I remember I still have to finish a tutorial presentation and 2000-word essay for Thursday. Who even goes to uni to do assessments, seriously?
In short, my life is boring, so have some Adam Hills. Links done the lazy way, because lj keeps freezing when I try to do them properly.
First of all, Adam making fun of Australian accents. Plus some other stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE
Secondly, how the national anthem should be sung - to Jimmy Barnes, no less :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TNCf0cwJsY