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why am i so classy?
last night...my mom forgot to pick up any sort of drink last night....soooooo
my dad and i watched jackass while eating popcorn and drinking wine. oh hells yeah.
guh.
funeral yesterday.
and....apparently when someone dies...all of the skeletons come out of the closet.
why??
because we were back at my uncle weiner's (wayne) house looking through pictures when i see a pic that is obviously my grandpa (who has passed).
it can't be him though...because he is posing for a wedding photo.
so i ask..."who is that"
dad: "thats your grandpa with his first wife, joan."
me: "what?!?!?!?!?!"
everone else (minus jake) :"you didn't know? your grandma is his thrid wife" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
oh my god...my world came crumbling around me. what the hell?? why am i the last one to know?? then!!
i find out that he never really divorced his first wife, so his and my grandma's marriage was a sham!!
papa, i am shocked. AND I HAVE A HALF UNCLE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE!!!
my god. what has happened to my life??
last night...my mom forgot to pick up any sort of drink last night....soooooo
my dad and i watched jackass while eating popcorn and drinking wine. oh hells yeah.
guh.
funeral yesterday.
and....apparently when someone dies...all of the skeletons come out of the closet.
why??
because we were back at my uncle weiner's (wayne) house looking through pictures when i see a pic that is obviously my grandpa (who has passed).
it can't be him though...because he is posing for a wedding photo.
so i ask..."who is that"
dad: "thats your grandpa with his first wife, joan."
me: "what?!?!?!?!?!"
everone else (minus jake) :"you didn't know? your grandma is his thrid wife" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
oh my god...my world came crumbling around me. what the hell?? why am i the last one to know?? then!!
i find out that he never really divorced his first wife, so his and my grandma's marriage was a sham!!
papa, i am shocked. AND I HAVE A HALF UNCLE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE!!!
my god. what has happened to my life??