oh i wish i HAD an oscar meyer weiner....

[mjello]

.....so it has been a long time since i have checked my junkmail.

....a LONG time.

and the last time i checked it....shockingly...there were ABSOLUTELY NO penis enhancement offers.

i went to empty it today....and oh my....

562 penis enhancement offers.

3 breast enhancement offers.

ONLY 3 BREAST ENHANCEMENT??

DOES MSN THINK I AM A MAN???

....the name says michelle....

.....oh god....they might think i am a french man.

well i am off to phone sobeys.

ciao bella.