Don't you remember?

Jan 11, 2011 22:56


I went to a Boston Market to grab some dinner tonight.  This lady came up next to me while I was in line and said, "Hi.  Do you work here?"  I thought that was odd, so I said no, I'm just in line.  She followed up with "Well, can I stand in line behind you?"  Uh...sure.  I'm thinking this girl is a little weird and is making me uncomfortable.

She continued with, "Don't you remember me?  That's ok.  I've changed, gained quite a bit of weight.  I used to be really tiny.  But I sure remember you."

Now, the last time I got in a situation like this, I got in trouble.  This guy came up to me at a conference and said, "Hey, I remember meeting you at _____ conference in May!"  (I wasn't at that conference.)  I responded with, Oh.  It's, uh...good to see you again.  How have you been doing?  I hoped he'd give me something to work with, a story, a name, SOMETHING I could small-talk about.  Instead he responded with, "Oh, same as before."  Big help.  Fast forward to tonight.  I still had no clue who this girl was, and I wasn't falling into that trap again.

I'm sorry, I don't remember.  What's your name?

"Jen!"  Oh yeah, THAT narrows it down.  There are only a bazillion Jens in the world.

Ooookay.  Where did we meet?

"In school!"  Great.  Another big help.

"In elementary school!  You don't remember when we used to do ____ and _____ and ______?"

I still had no idea what she was talking about.  I placed my order and said, Well, it's good to see you again, and I'm sorry I can't remember you.

"That's fine.  It was great to catch up again Tommy!"

...Tommy?  Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.  I guess my face gave it away.

"Wait, your name is Tommy right?"

No.  No it's not.  Sorry.  Have a nice night.

I took a seat, looked back up and she was gone.

story, humor

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