omfg...

[mizzally]

so i was looking through old saved things and this is from friggin december last year! Ahhh its cracking me up!

Sat, 6 Dec 2003 23:32:55 EST
Subject: funny convo with AJ

StELLar4566: with like 2 people im not a whore
StELLar4566: oops
StELLar4566: LOL not 4 u
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmfaooo
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: i was quoting someone else
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: u did what with 2 people!???
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: sure buddy!!!!
StELLar4566: IM A VIRGIN!
StELLar4566: i got my v-card
StELLar4566: hell ya
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: me too dude
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
StELLar4566: started kissing and i was like holy shit to fast for me
StELLar4566: AHH STOP DOING THAT!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: omg there was a rat speaking spanish on this xmas movie....wtf
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL! UR LIPS ARE BURNING ME!
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: herpee alert
StELLar4566: herpee alert
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: dude, there is some freaky ass cartoon on abc family
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao turn it on
StELLar4566: well she took her pants off
StELLar4566: lol
StELLar4566: jk
StELLar4566: what chanel i sthat
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: i dunno
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
StELLar4566: OHH hell no
StELLar4566: roseanne is on!
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: omg omg omg
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: wheres the channel clicker?
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: up your booty and around da corner
StELLar4566: next to hooters
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: omg
StELLar4566: lol
StELLar4566: and next to taco bell
StELLar4566: its in the middle
StELLar4566: some hooker is carrying it
StELLar4566: wait shes getting in a car
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: wtf
StELLar4566: there going to the ally by 7 mile now
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: shes stole my buisness n my clicker
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: fuck that
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
StELLar4566: OHH! NO!! they crashed into your vagina!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmfao
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: u know u liked it
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: yeah
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: im creaming my pants
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: omg ur to funny for me
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: *splooge*
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: oopsies
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: omg this show is fucked uo
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao its cracking me up
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: u gotta watch it
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: its like elfes n shit
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: clay elves
StELLar4566: i dont think i have abc family
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: and a big old guy with a really deep voice
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: OMG
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: a weenie dog
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmfao
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: my neighbor has a miniture weenie dog!!
StELLar4566: this is a cheap rip off of nightMUR befo cridmas
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: it is actually the size of a weenie!
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: not mine
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
StELLar4566: unless its a giant
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LMFAO
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: isnt this show funny
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
StELLar4566: sexy
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: "i will call him claus"-said the elf
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
StELLar4566: LOL!
StELLar4566: omg
StELLar4566: AHH!
StELLar4566: LOL
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmfao
StELLar4566: they are not singing!!!!!
StELLar4566: LOL
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LMAO
StELLar4566: LMAO wtf is this!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: im laughing so hard
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: ROFL
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: OMG
StELLar4566: LOL!!!!!!!
StELLar4566: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StELLar4566: LMAO
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: WTF did that tiger do
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
StELLar4566: OMG
StELLar4566: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StELLar4566: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: umm...
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LMAO
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL!!!!
StELLar4566: r they in africa?
StELLar4566: LOL
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: the lion is jizzing
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: omg im crying
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
StELLar4566: ride that lion
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: i mean, elephant
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: woodflower poetry?
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: misure tingler?!!!??
StELLar4566: omg
StELLar4566: LOL
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL PERVERTS
StELLar4566: a very special child
StELLar4566: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
StELLar4566: hold onto my belt aly
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmfao
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: i was gonna type that
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: but i can barely see the moniter
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: that dude is sexy
StELLar4566: hella ya
StELLar4566: hes all misty
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmfao
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: i mean the guy on hte donkey
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: ahaha
StELLar4566: im talking abotu the budha
StELLar4566: LOL
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: AY AY
StELLar4566: ride that budha
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: are they playing a game?
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
StELLar4566: YE HAW
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: AY AY
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: Stop! dont hit him! ERRRR RIIII
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: thats not what micheal jackson said
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: whats the different between mickal jackson and michael jordan?
StELLar4566: jordan used to play in the minors jackson still does
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LMFAO
StELLar4566: what does santa and jacson have in common?
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: wha
StELLar4566: they both give little kids presents from there sacs
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: whats the difference between a catholic priest n acne?
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmfao omg that was good
StELLar4566: whhhat
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: acne doesnt cum on ur face until ur 13
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: OMG
StELLar4566: SICK
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: when u gotta dirty floor, u need swiffer
StELLar4566: look smart.. pay less
StELLar4566: lol
StELLar4566: ally pretend to be my girlfriend
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: look poor, pay less
StELLar4566: it will make me more of a slut
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: can i call u gangster urkle?
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
StELLar4566: HELl ya
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: thats ur new nickname from me
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: frodo is my bf tho
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: he will shove his rings up ur pee hole

Auto response from StELLar4566: phone brb

CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: our show is on!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lol
StELLar4566: what show?
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: our cartoon
StELLar4566: oh ya
StELLar4566: bling bling
StELLar4566: i wanna download i
StELLar4566: t
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: do that
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: that old guy is gonna rape that little boy!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao, whats that? oh just a little cat
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: i wish i had a cat like her
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmfao
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: OMG u can make anything in this movie dirty
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: ahahaa
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: a little wooden cat!??? LMFAO
StELLar4566: LOL!
StELLar4566: TAKE TO BED!!!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: a pretty little toywe can take to bed? big surprise?
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: lmao
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: pretty kitty!!!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL
StELLar4566: LOL
StELLar4566: meow
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: ahahaha
StELLar4566: a shaved pussy
StELLar4566: LOL
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: SHARING KITTIE
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LMAO
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL!
StELLar4566: LOL!
StELLar4566: how big is the suprise???
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: LOL
StELLar4566: LOL!!!!!!!!!
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: omg that is so funny
StELLar4566: oahh
StELLar4566: my tummy hurts
StELLar4566: lol
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: aw
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: haha
CuTeLiLsHaWtY O5: im saving this convo forever
StELLar4566: wooooooo