sex, secrets, and lies.
the perfect life lie is waiting for you.
for there comes a time when each of us will enter, a sleep from which we will never wake.
So I got home from Banff last weekend. It was fun. The weather was amazing all the days... always sunny, which is how I got my tan. Haha. Alot of people from different places like Australia, Sweden, Germany. We met this pretty cute boy on the ski lift from New Zealand. He had this cute New Zealand accent [similar to an Aussie accent]. And had two lip rings. His name was Mitchell Willard [I looked at his season's pass], which made it cute. Only a guy from New Zealand can pull off a name like that. I took some awesome pics... I got this AMAZING picture of a sunset. I feel all proud of it and all artsy fartsy *embarassed face*. Haha.
so deep, that it didn't even bleed and catch me, so deep that i didn't even scream fuck me.
March Break starts next Friday. Wooot. Exciting. I'm going to go snowboarding a few times. Sean asked me to go snowboarding, =), so we're going to go hopefully that week. Daniela and some of the girls also wanna go. Shawn's March Break starts the Friday of the ending of my March Break, which sucks ass. I think he's coming down that weekend though. He better, because it's going to be the fourth year of the tradition of us all hanging out on March Break. Dunno what else I'm going to be doing.
i faintly remember breathing, on your bedroom floor, where i laid and told you, but you sweared you loved me more do you care if i, dont know what to say, will you sleep tonight, or will you think of me, will I shake this off, pretend its all okay, that there's someone out there, who feels just like me, there is.
This week was fairly boring. Dunno what else to talk about.
she fakes a smile, and presses her hips into his.
So pictures will talk for me. Link below.
Semi-formal
Kyle and me.
Me and Cathy.
Me and Kyle.
Mel, Cathy, and Anna
Rosie.
Cassie and me.
Mr. Marques shaking his groove thang on the floor. With Miss Gilchrist. Argh. Stupid woman. Mr. Marques is mine! Hahaha.
Mr. Marques again. Ahaha. I love that man. Also with the back of Mrs. Lewis. Argh. Depise that woman was well.
Banff, Alberta
Taken from one of the runs at Sunshine Village.
Another shot from that same place on the run.
My mom. Ahaha. As you can tell she had some problems. She went to stop at the fence to take pictures, put her pole in the snow, which was really soft and didn't hold, so she fell. It was hilarious.
I love this shot. I took it on Goat's Eye Mountain at Sunshine Village. Goat's Eye Mountain is crazily steep. That's my snowboard... with it's cool sticker that says "My drinking team has a snowboarding problem". Because it's true. Haha. =).
A pic I took from the ski lift. It's mine, Misa's and the other person on the lift's shadow. It's cool.
At the Calgary airport on the way home. It was like midnight and I was sleep deprived and hyper. Plus the wolf looked lonely.
So lonely that Misa had to join me and him.
And then I decided to visit the bear as well.
A picture I took from the ski lift at Lake Louise.
My mom and Misa's parents drinking at Lake Louise. Little cute bottles of white wine. Haha. We're such alcoholics.
My close up shot of one of the bottles of wine =).
We went to some Lake. And walked on it. And it made creepy, creaky noises. Not cool.
Me with my spaghetti. We took a picture because there was so much. And I ate all of it. ALL. It was good too. =).
All of us at the top of some hill.
Me drinking Pepsi at Lake Louise. Now there's an ad for Pepsi if I ever did see one. Beats the pants off any one that Britney Spears did.
Ahaha I saw this woman on the ski hill. Her snowsuit is just all flourescent. And then I saw her walking through the parking lot so I snapped a pic. Ahaha.
i'll be just fine, pretending i'm not, i'm far from lonely, and it's all that i've got.
Just found this joke. Much too funny not to post on here.
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
die young, and save yourself.
I've also gotten a cold. And don't feel like doing anything. That's all for now. Peace out, a-town
and you're noticing nothing, again.