this update is relevant and necessary (this is a lie)

[mizure]

You know what I hate?

I. HATE. TOUHOU PROJECT.

Do you know why I hate Touhou Project?

BECAUSE I SUCK AT IT.

There's no save button, there's no instructions, I don't even know what I'm doing! I just hold down the Z key until my finger goes numb and try to catch the falling boxes - I don't even know what they do, I just figure I'm supposed to catch them

Comments

[gonsai]

Just as planned.

[mizure]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! You and your obnoxiously intriguing characters...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

/strangles

/with brightly colored magic bullets

[gonsai]

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/just sobs

[gonsai]

[mizure]

Gonsai.

I'm going to begin murdering you now.

I don't know when I'll stop.

[gonsai]

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[gonsai]