I forgot.

[mizunol]

In which the kind of dumb waitress tries to make someone else look dumb:

Waitress: Hey, do you know when the Indy 500 is?
Me: No, no idea.
Waitress: Hey Doug, do you know when the Indy 500 is?
Doug: No, I have no clue.
Waitress: Geeze you guys. don't you keep up with Nascar at all?
Me:....... Bobbi-jo...... You know the Indy 500 isn't a Nascar race, right?
Waitress: Oh.