Crisis Core -- Spoiler warning.
The ironies in this game ASTOUND me.
So you're sitting there trying to get wood to make Aeris' flower wagon and the guy wants you to name his bar in the Sector 7 Slums. And they give you several different options. One of which, of course, is "Seventh Heaven". And when you pick that option the guy's like, "Yeah, I love it. I can totally see some young girl tending the bar. Yeah! A girl with a large bosom and long legs. And there'll be a room underneath, like a secret hideout. I can totally see it being used for anti-shinra meetings."
I mean, yes, I realize they so did that on purpose, but wow. Wow. Wow. My brain.
Then Sephiroth calls Zack back to HQ to talk about a new mission where they have to inspect a Mako Reactor (Hello Nibelheim) and at some point he says, "Depending on what happens there I might abandon Shinra."
And I was just like, "Oh, you might? You might!? How 'bout you'll go crazy and burn the town down and try to kill me! How 'bout that huh?" But yeah. Yeah. Irony. It didn't even sink in that I was on my way to my last mission until stupid Kunsel is like "It'll be a while before we see each other again." and all of a sudden I went. "OMG I'M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN! I'M GONNA DIE!"
My braaaaain.
So you're sitting there trying to get wood to make Aeris' flower wagon and the guy wants you to name his bar in the Sector 7 Slums. And they give you several different options. One of which, of course, is "Seventh Heaven". And when you pick that option the guy's like, "Yeah, I love it. I can totally see some young girl tending the bar. Yeah! A girl with a large bosom and long legs. And there'll be a room underneath, like a secret hideout. I can totally see it being used for anti-shinra meetings."
I mean, yes, I realize they so did that on purpose, but wow. Wow. Wow. My brain.
Then Sephiroth calls Zack back to HQ to talk about a new mission where they have to inspect a Mako Reactor (Hello Nibelheim) and at some point he says, "Depending on what happens there I might abandon Shinra."
And I was just like, "Oh, you might? You might!? How 'bout you'll go crazy and burn the town down and try to kill me! How 'bout that huh?" But yeah. Yeah. Irony. It didn't even sink in that I was on my way to my last mission until stupid Kunsel is like "It'll be a while before we see each other again." and all of a sudden I went. "OMG I'M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN! I'M GONNA DIE!"
My braaaaain.