Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, touichi (-5000 points). Last Monday I pushed sotsu in the mud (-17 points). In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4304 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mizukiaya