台風ｎ Dreamer - ジャニーズWEST Butai report!
This is it. The report.
Characters:
Akito - Tota aka the dramatic main person
Nonchan - Takuto aka the biggest bitch
Hamachan - Komurasaki Daikichi aka future director Spielberg
Ryusei - Aomaru aka the biggest game (Pokémon) otaku and the best character in the whole play
Kamichan - Miyatani Rokosuke aka tiny short legged shy guy
Juntasama - Kikawada Atsushi aka HI YAAAAAAAAAH!
I am gonna refer to the guys names as in their real names or else I think you all will get confused at some point. I hope this is okay.
Story:
Juntasama is the producer of a new TV format. SA SABAIBAL SHO (The Survival Show). Koji and Ryuta are his ADs.
The curtain lifts and you see a bunch of juniors and Koji and Ryuta preparing everything for a live broadcast of said show. Then BAM BAM BAM lights everything perfect Juntaproducersama comes on stage. Introduces the new show. 5 contestants will be send to an island where they have to go on a treasure hunt. Within one week (I think it’s 5 days not entirely sure here) they have to find the treasure to win the price money. Every contestant has a dream they want to fulfill with the price money and so on and so on. Contestants are introduced one by one. First Akito comes out goes to the left side of the stage. Then Nonchan who goes to the right and is already wearing his biggest bitch face being not really interested in anything that happens. Meanwhile Akito is a little bit shocked that Nonchan is there too. Then Hamachan comes out going to the left too. Then Kamichan looking all shy going to the right. Then Ryusei comes out being busy playing some game on his blue smart phone. Makes his way to Akito and Hamachan where Akito scolds him for playing a game in the beginning of the show. Then they all make their way to the middle of the stage and ‘for now and forever’ starts which is the fricking best song you can imagine and they dance and sing - all 6 of them.
West gets off stage. New scenery: the island. Koji and Ryuta already being there. Koji is kind of sick. I still haven’t really understood why but apparently he’s thirsty and he just rolls around on the floor while Ryuta tries to get him to stand up and then Koji gets up but complains and falls to his knees again and makes throwing up noises. It’s hilarious. During the last 2 plays they actually started to do their own little gag while waiting for West to get changed. I don’t remember the first one but the second one went like Ryuta pushing Koji to the ground and Koji yelling ‘UWAH! COLD!’ Then Ryuta goes into an imaginary room and closes the door. Sits down on the floor pouting. Koji gets up. Knocks on that door. Ryuta tells him to get lost. Koji starts singing ‘Do you wanna build a snowman?’ as in the Frozen song. Yes. Ryuta is Elsa now and is like ‘Noooo…I can’t. Go away.’ Koji is sad. Pouts. Tries again. Ryuta tells him off again and the Koji is like ‘Screw this’ and opens the door. End. It was hilarious. Then they see that Juntasama is coming so they get ready for their boss. Juntasama comes on stage. Wearing sunglasses and is like ‘Ooooh…the sun is so bright!!!!’ (One time he actually said ‘Uwah…sun no shine ha mabushii!’ SUN NO SHINE!!!!!!!!! XD) He then takes of the sunglasses just to reveal another pair of sunglasses underneath. Hands them to Ryuta. Takes the next pair of. ANOTHER PAIR OF SUNGLASSES. 3 in total. Gives them all to Ryuta. Talk about if everything is prepared. Contestants entering the stage. Everyone exploring their surroundings excitedly. Hamachan pretending to film something. Nonchan having no interest in anything whatsoever again. Kamichan being all shy. Akito just being cute standing there. Ryusei sitting down and playing his game on his iPad. Ryusei’s pattern of playing the game changes all the time. One time he hit the screen with his fist. Then he wiped the whole screen with his hand. Then he used his elbow. Akito always asks him what kind of a weird game he plays if he does that weird movement. Hamachan introducing himself to Nonchan being all ‘yoroshiku bla’ Nonchan actually being nice to him. Akito sees that. Goes over to Nonchan too. Introduces himself. Holds out his hand. Nonchan hits it away. They stare at each other in anger until Hamachan comes over and asks if something’s wrong and then they are like ‘No…not at all.’ Akito goes away from Nonchan. Hamachan follows him to introduce himself to Akito too. Wants a handshake from Akito and Akito is just like ‘yo…yoroshiku’ and turns away so Hamachan stands there a bit lost and takes his own hand. Then Juntasama stops them and is like ‘the game will start now’ and they keep calling him producer so he’s like ‘Call me by my name’ and explains his name. And then Ryuta and Koji yell’ YOOO KIKAWADASAN’ and Junta strikes a pose screaming ‘HI YAAAAH!’ which he does pretty much all the time anybody calls him by his name. It is way too funny. And that pose is also very important for later in the story. Juntasama then realizes that Hamachan keeps pretending to check out spots that look good for filming and says ‘Today we have a great present for you, Daikichi!’ and hands him the camera as he is supposed to film the dudes during their adventure. Hamachan is very happy and imitates Juntasama’s pose for what he gets scolded by Akito. Juntasama and his ADs decide it’s time for them to go then because the contestants are busy with themselves for a second and they try to run of stage like ninja but I think Akito stops them. And then they ask if they’re gonna leave the island and they are like ‘of course!’ And they want to leave but then Ryuta remembers that they forgot to give something important to the contestants so he gets a signal gun and gives it to Juntasama who shows the contestants how it works. (It actually shoots a tiny firework hihi) and then hands it to Akito who puts it on his backpack. They are only supposed to use it if something really bad happens and they wanna stop the challenge. But then they also won’t be able to get the price money. Juntasama and ADs finally leave. Juntasama putting on his sunglassed again. Ryuta still has them and he always hands him the wrong sunglass so Juntasama yells at him ‘NO! That is the second! NO! That is the third!’ and usually Ryuta gets it right at some point but yesterday he got mad and yelled at Juntasama and just put them down on the floor in the right order and stomped off stage and then Juntasama had to pick them up himself and he was pouting throughout the whole thing. When he puts them all back on he is pretty blind and usually Ryuta and Koji are already off stage but come back to get Juntasama off stage too. But this time Juntasama was like still pouting and really sad so Koji just like put his arm around him and comforted him while going off stage.
The contestants are finally left alone Akito sings a ballad about stars and things. It’s very beautiful and you get goosebumps. They then check out their 2 boxes of supplies and Akito also finds a map in his backpack. It doesn’t really say where the treasure is though. The boxes have knives, ropes, towels and most importantly water. Hamachan tries to capture everything with the camera and gives them orders and is really annoying about it. (which is of course hilarious again) Akito is annoyed by him. And then Kamichan is like ‘Oh…we also have water!’ what Hamachan wants to capture on camera so he tells Kamichan to hold the bottle very close to his face. Smile widely and then when he zooms in on his face say ‘Mizu.’ Hamachan starts filming. Kamichan being perfect. Hamachan zooming in on Kami. Kami smiling. And then ‘MIJU’ both of them crack up.
Then one of the rocks on stage turns and you can see the filming crew and Juntasama and his ADs come as they haven’t really left the island just wanted them to think they are all alone now.
The contestants start playing with their supplies while P&P music plays in the background. Kamichan does some acrobatic and breakdance and also ropejumping. Shows of his skills. They also sing P&P and Nonchan steals Ryusei’s iPad to which Ryusei reacts with pointing the signal gun at him so Hamachan and Akito capture Ryusei with the rope they spinned for Kamichan before. P&P stops half way through. Nonchan throws the iPad in the air when Akito asks him to hand it over. Akito catches it and asks Ryusei to hand over the gun to which Ryusei vehemently shakes his head. Then Akito asks ‘In exchange with your game?’ And hands Ryusei the game to which Ryusei usually pushes the gun on the floor towards Akito. Yesterday he just threw it at him. They seriously were so weird yesterday. All of them. Then they discuss in which direction they wanna go and Akito is like ‘That direction would be best I think!’ Hamachan agress but Nonchanbitch of course disagress and says ‘I think I wanna go into that direction!’ and as Kamichan wants harmony he decides to go with Nonchan. Everyone looks at Ryusei who pretty much kept playing his game again and Ryusei says he’s gonna stay at the camp and watch the supplies to which everyone reacts with ‘you just wanna keep playing your game!’ True. P&P starts playing again and they all rush away. Kamichan and Nonchan going in circles cause they are following a compass which always points into Nonchan’s direction cause he has a magnet. I am not really sure if he has it on purpose or not. Sorry. And then Akito and Hamachan. Akito being all serious. Talking to Hamachan about which way would be best while Hamachan keeps filming himself fumbling with his bangs only answering with ‘un.’ Akito realizes that of course and is like ‘you are not listening, right?’ Hamachan ‘Un.’ And then he calls him ‘Future director.’ To which Hamachan starts spazzing and makes him call him that more and more to the point where Akito says ‘Future director Spielberg!’ And Hamachan says IN ENGLISH ‘Let’s do our best at work! Let’s go!’ And they rush off. Everything is watched by Juntasama and his crew who try to not be noticed by the contestants but Ryuta and Koji yell in loud voices and Juntasama gets really worried. Then we are back to the camp with Ryusei playing his game. Noticing nothing. 4 animals appear on stage. Juniors. In animal customes. Dancing like some ballet thing. IDK. It is the funniest thing. And the elephant keepts makind stupid jokes with ‘ikeZOU!’ I can’t with that scene. The animals steal all the supplies. And Ryusei only realizes when everything and everyone is gone. They then all gather again on stage and do the ending of P&P. And Nonchan is being a bitch. Like his characters is a bitch, right. So everyone is like dancing happily and Nonchan is like putting NO effort into the dance at all and he has to fight so hard not to enjoy it tbh. And also the animals keep harassing Kamichan and Ryusei. After finishing P&P TV team and animals disappear and only the contestants are left on stage. They all are back in the camp and Ryusei starts crying. And everyone thinks it’s because the supplies are gone but it is because of something with his game. I am not entirely sure. I think actually his battery died but I am not sure. They then scold him for losing the supplies but Juntasama stops them as he speaks to them over a walky-talky to announce the end of the first day.
Characters:
Akito - Tota aka the dramatic main person
Nonchan - Takuto aka the biggest bitch
Hamachan - Komurasaki Daikichi aka future director Spielberg
Ryusei - Aomaru aka the biggest game (Pokémon) otaku and the best character in the whole play
Kamichan - Miyatani Rokosuke aka tiny short legged shy guy
Juntasama - Kikawada Atsushi aka HI YAAAAAAAAAH!
I am gonna refer to the guys names as in their real names or else I think you all will get confused at some point. I hope this is okay.
Story:
Juntasama is the producer of a new TV format. SA SABAIBAL SHO (The Survival Show). Koji and Ryuta are his ADs.
The curtain lifts and you see a bunch of juniors and Koji and Ryuta preparing everything for a live broadcast of said show. Then BAM BAM BAM lights everything perfect Juntaproducersama comes on stage. Introduces the new show. 5 contestants will be send to an island where they have to go on a treasure hunt. Within one week (I think it’s 5 days not entirely sure here) they have to find the treasure to win the price money. Every contestant has a dream they want to fulfill with the price money and so on and so on. Contestants are introduced one by one. First Akito comes out goes to the left side of the stage. Then Nonchan who goes to the right and is already wearing his biggest bitch face being not really interested in anything that happens. Meanwhile Akito is a little bit shocked that Nonchan is there too. Then Hamachan comes out going to the left too. Then Kamichan looking all shy going to the right. Then Ryusei comes out being busy playing some game on his blue smart phone. Makes his way to Akito and Hamachan where Akito scolds him for playing a game in the beginning of the show. Then they all make their way to the middle of the stage and ‘for now and forever’ starts which is the fricking best song you can imagine and they dance and sing - all 6 of them.
West gets off stage. New scenery: the island. Koji and Ryuta already being there. Koji is kind of sick. I still haven’t really understood why but apparently he’s thirsty and he just rolls around on the floor while Ryuta tries to get him to stand up and then Koji gets up but complains and falls to his knees again and makes throwing up noises. It’s hilarious. During the last 2 plays they actually started to do their own little gag while waiting for West to get changed. I don’t remember the first one but the second one went like Ryuta pushing Koji to the ground and Koji yelling ‘UWAH! COLD!’ Then Ryuta goes into an imaginary room and closes the door. Sits down on the floor pouting. Koji gets up. Knocks on that door. Ryuta tells him to get lost. Koji starts singing ‘Do you wanna build a snowman?’ as in the Frozen song. Yes. Ryuta is Elsa now and is like ‘Noooo…I can’t. Go away.’ Koji is sad. Pouts. Tries again. Ryuta tells him off again and the Koji is like ‘Screw this’ and opens the door. End. It was hilarious. Then they see that Juntasama is coming so they get ready for their boss. Juntasama comes on stage. Wearing sunglasses and is like ‘Ooooh…the sun is so bright!!!!’ (One time he actually said ‘Uwah…sun no shine ha mabushii!’ SUN NO SHINE!!!!!!!!! XD) He then takes of the sunglasses just to reveal another pair of sunglasses underneath. Hands them to Ryuta. Takes the next pair of. ANOTHER PAIR OF SUNGLASSES. 3 in total. Gives them all to Ryuta. Talk about if everything is prepared. Contestants entering the stage. Everyone exploring their surroundings excitedly. Hamachan pretending to film something. Nonchan having no interest in anything whatsoever again. Kamichan being all shy. Akito just being cute standing there. Ryusei sitting down and playing his game on his iPad. Ryusei’s pattern of playing the game changes all the time. One time he hit the screen with his fist. Then he wiped the whole screen with his hand. Then he used his elbow. Akito always asks him what kind of a weird game he plays if he does that weird movement. Hamachan introducing himself to Nonchan being all ‘yoroshiku bla’ Nonchan actually being nice to him. Akito sees that. Goes over to Nonchan too. Introduces himself. Holds out his hand. Nonchan hits it away. They stare at each other in anger until Hamachan comes over and asks if something’s wrong and then they are like ‘No…not at all.’ Akito goes away from Nonchan. Hamachan follows him to introduce himself to Akito too. Wants a handshake from Akito and Akito is just like ‘yo…yoroshiku’ and turns away so Hamachan stands there a bit lost and takes his own hand. Then Juntasama stops them and is like ‘the game will start now’ and they keep calling him producer so he’s like ‘Call me by my name’ and explains his name. And then Ryuta and Koji yell’ YOOO KIKAWADASAN’ and Junta strikes a pose screaming ‘HI YAAAAH!’ which he does pretty much all the time anybody calls him by his name. It is way too funny. And that pose is also very important for later in the story. Juntasama then realizes that Hamachan keeps pretending to check out spots that look good for filming and says ‘Today we have a great present for you, Daikichi!’ and hands him the camera as he is supposed to film the dudes during their adventure. Hamachan is very happy and imitates Juntasama’s pose for what he gets scolded by Akito. Juntasama and his ADs decide it’s time for them to go then because the contestants are busy with themselves for a second and they try to run of stage like ninja but I think Akito stops them. And then they ask if they’re gonna leave the island and they are like ‘of course!’ And they want to leave but then Ryuta remembers that they forgot to give something important to the contestants so he gets a signal gun and gives it to Juntasama who shows the contestants how it works. (It actually shoots a tiny firework hihi) and then hands it to Akito who puts it on his backpack. They are only supposed to use it if something really bad happens and they wanna stop the challenge. But then they also won’t be able to get the price money. Juntasama and ADs finally leave. Juntasama putting on his sunglassed again. Ryuta still has them and he always hands him the wrong sunglass so Juntasama yells at him ‘NO! That is the second! NO! That is the third!’ and usually Ryuta gets it right at some point but yesterday he got mad and yelled at Juntasama and just put them down on the floor in the right order and stomped off stage and then Juntasama had to pick them up himself and he was pouting throughout the whole thing. When he puts them all back on he is pretty blind and usually Ryuta and Koji are already off stage but come back to get Juntasama off stage too. But this time Juntasama was like still pouting and really sad so Koji just like put his arm around him and comforted him while going off stage.
The contestants are finally left alone Akito sings a ballad about stars and things. It’s very beautiful and you get goosebumps. They then check out their 2 boxes of supplies and Akito also finds a map in his backpack. It doesn’t really say where the treasure is though. The boxes have knives, ropes, towels and most importantly water. Hamachan tries to capture everything with the camera and gives them orders and is really annoying about it. (which is of course hilarious again) Akito is annoyed by him. And then Kamichan is like ‘Oh…we also have water!’ what Hamachan wants to capture on camera so he tells Kamichan to hold the bottle very close to his face. Smile widely and then when he zooms in on his face say ‘Mizu.’ Hamachan starts filming. Kamichan being perfect. Hamachan zooming in on Kami. Kami smiling. And then ‘MIJU’ both of them crack up.
Then one of the rocks on stage turns and you can see the filming crew and Juntasama and his ADs come as they haven’t really left the island just wanted them to think they are all alone now.
The contestants start playing with their supplies while P&P music plays in the background. Kamichan does some acrobatic and breakdance and also ropejumping. Shows of his skills. They also sing P&P and Nonchan steals Ryusei’s iPad to which Ryusei reacts with pointing the signal gun at him so Hamachan and Akito capture Ryusei with the rope they spinned for Kamichan before. P&P stops half way through. Nonchan throws the iPad in the air when Akito asks him to hand it over. Akito catches it and asks Ryusei to hand over the gun to which Ryusei vehemently shakes his head. Then Akito asks ‘In exchange with your game?’ And hands Ryusei the game to which Ryusei usually pushes the gun on the floor towards Akito. Yesterday he just threw it at him. They seriously were so weird yesterday. All of them. Then they discuss in which direction they wanna go and Akito is like ‘That direction would be best I think!’ Hamachan agress but Nonchanbitch of course disagress and says ‘I think I wanna go into that direction!’ and as Kamichan wants harmony he decides to go with Nonchan. Everyone looks at Ryusei who pretty much kept playing his game again and Ryusei says he’s gonna stay at the camp and watch the supplies to which everyone reacts with ‘you just wanna keep playing your game!’ True. P&P starts playing again and they all rush away. Kamichan and Nonchan going in circles cause they are following a compass which always points into Nonchan’s direction cause he has a magnet. I am not really sure if he has it on purpose or not. Sorry. And then Akito and Hamachan. Akito being all serious. Talking to Hamachan about which way would be best while Hamachan keeps filming himself fumbling with his bangs only answering with ‘un.’ Akito realizes that of course and is like ‘you are not listening, right?’ Hamachan ‘Un.’ And then he calls him ‘Future director.’ To which Hamachan starts spazzing and makes him call him that more and more to the point where Akito says ‘Future director Spielberg!’ And Hamachan says IN ENGLISH ‘Let’s do our best at work! Let’s go!’ And they rush off. Everything is watched by Juntasama and his crew who try to not be noticed by the contestants but Ryuta and Koji yell in loud voices and Juntasama gets really worried. Then we are back to the camp with Ryusei playing his game. Noticing nothing. 4 animals appear on stage. Juniors. In animal customes. Dancing like some ballet thing. IDK. It is the funniest thing. And the elephant keepts makind stupid jokes with ‘ikeZOU!’ I can’t with that scene. The animals steal all the supplies. And Ryusei only realizes when everything and everyone is gone. They then all gather again on stage and do the ending of P&P. And Nonchan is being a bitch. Like his characters is a bitch, right. So everyone is like dancing happily and Nonchan is like putting NO effort into the dance at all and he has to fight so hard not to enjoy it tbh. And also the animals keep harassing Kamichan and Ryusei. After finishing P&P TV team and animals disappear and only the contestants are left on stage. They all are back in the camp and Ryusei starts crying. And everyone thinks it’s because the supplies are gone but it is because of something with his game. I am not entirely sure. I think actually his battery died but I am not sure. They then scold him for losing the supplies but Juntasama stops them as he speaks to them over a walky-talky to announce the end of the first day.