Pointless Post #356

Sep 02, 2005 22:46

Go to your media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

This is what I got....:

What do you think of me, my lovely unknown windows media player?
Britney Spears - Toxic

Will I have a happy life?
Nightwish - Planet Hell (…….That’s not good.)

What do my friends really think of me?
Scryed - All I Need Is Love (……o_O)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Flaw - Recognize (…I have no idea what that means.)

How can I make myself happy?
Nightwish - Ever Dream (Woohoo! …Wait, I’m screwed.)

What should I do with my life?
Rob Thomas - This is How a Heart Breaks (….so I should be a heart breaker or just be on the receiving end all my life?)

Why must life be so full of pain?
Nightwish - Wish I Had An Angel (Well that says something.)

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Evanescence - Going Under (…….Oh my. Well, that was suitably dirty.)

Will I ever have children?
Nightwish - Nemo (…What does that mean?)

Will I die happy?
Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit (……Uhhhh, I guess not.)

Can you give me some advice?
Cher - The Power (…okay.)

What do you think happiness is?
Nickelback - Someday (…Struggling to make things better? Okay, winamp player.)

What's my favorite fetish?
Crossfade - Cold (………is anyone else thinking what I’m thinking?)

There you go.
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