DEAR SANDY CLAWS
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I stole evil_uke_sora's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in bloodywing's hair (-12 points). In May I pulled cesia's hair (-5 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-124 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mizu-kun