THIS IS A RABID FANGIRL POST

Jan 04, 2011 11:38

my brain is infested with this fantasticness at the moment.




(no pictaz from my bought copy coz I dont feel like moving away from my laptop and find my cellphone and snap a pictaz)

I bought the second version anyhow. the hardcover one. it cost my brotherme a fortune, but it sure worth every cents.

I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS SERIES MORE THAN EVER BEFORE!!!

since we're already getting to the end of it all, I thought I might take it easy and read this as slowly as a crawl pace I can manage. I've only reached when Mat's first appeared and our Mat is now a married man.

he can't look at girls because he's a married man.
he can't admire ample bosoms because he's a married man.
he can't expect to find a girl on his lap anymore because HE'S FLOOFING MARRIED TO A FLOOFING EMPRESS! (well, he didnt know that yet but i can imagine how his eyes would popped out off their socket once he do)

it's like Barney "Awesome" Stinson getting married. ridiculous, right?

but our man take it all vry srsly. liek srs bsns srsly. bravo, Matrim Cauthon. I have much more respect for you than I ever was.

or did I? I can honestly say I miss my dirtbag Mat who cared not what others might say, he do things himself. I miss the sinister jester (it rhymes!). I miss the person who compared women to goat (i would kick him for saying that if he was real, i would but this is Mat and all is forgiven). I miss the Mat that always say something absolutely funny that's a exaggeration of women is general like "if the Last Battle is here, women would take their time to point men's mistake and fix their hair". or "Light!" everytime he deals with impossible women. this 'new' Mat is kinda... boring. the old Mat would do this instead;

he would still look at girls because he's a married man.
he would still admire ample bosoms because he's a married man.
he would be halfway to Shayol Ghul to escape that Empress of a wife.

now all he worried about is about his laced coat getting torn.

SANDERSON, Y U NO KEEP MAT JUST THE WAY HE WAS?

BADASS LIKE THIS!



(from the official ebook cover, the best depiction of Mat I've seen yet, without the characteristic hat)

now. continuing with the others.

Rand is still having his schizophrenic conversations with the voices in his head, Travelling the lay some mysterious seed of well thought plans I hope.

Perrin, our friendly wolf-guy, is stuck with his falcon of a wife. marching headfirst to an army of Children of the Light. with what that annoying of a Forsaken Graendal (i fell for that Compulsion trick, RJ. bravo) saying Perrin will die, I have my hopes that he won't. I believe he would still be there at the Last Battle with Rand and co. but who knows. I'm only barely to the half of the book.

Egwene is trying to pick on Mesaana. Lan is still bullied by his wife to gather his army... that's about all that I've read.

since the alternate version of this book's cover is a scene from Tower of Ghenjei, I'm expecting a fantastic adventure of our Mat and co. to save MIA-since-forever Morraine.

Mat, Mat. why do you always have to be the one to save them troublesome women in trouble? they never appreciate you. not Elayne, never Egwene, and most definitely not Nynaeve.

fangirl mode OFF

rant, wheel of time, randomness, lolz

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