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Don: Why would you want to go to the Dancing Sasquatch? It's a sausage fest!
Crazy Estonian Girl: (screaming) WE LOVE SAUSAGE FESTS!!!
As expected, I the place was a Douchitorium of the highest degree. I have never seen such a high concentration of Douchebags! After a while, Don, a young scallywag of only *18* had to defend the honour of us girls against relentless and exhausting advances of the men. Which included, at one point, a guy coming up behind me, grabbing me, and grinding his crotch into my ass. Awesome.
Oh the desperation was thick in there. I bet I could have gone home with almost any guy in there. Too bad there wasn't a single one that didn't make my skin crawl, hehe.
My favourite part was when this guy came up to us and started talking about how he's going to Thailand soon to see his girlfriend. RED FLAG! I've been reading about sex tourism every now and then (it pops up on Jezebel pretty frequentl), so I know what the deal is in Thailand.
Me: Ohhhh really? So how did you two meet?"
Dude: Ahhhhhhhhhhh..... (laughs) Well. I was travelling there and (insert vague unconvincing story here). I know, I know about the stories! (shaking head) I know!
He was so flustered that I was on to him! It was pretty funny and I was feeling pretty proud of myself, but then, it was also kinda sad. :/
Ended up apologizing to everyone on behalf of my countrymen. Great shades of Elvis! What the hell am I going to do tonight? :P
Crazy Estonian Girl: (screaming) WE LOVE SAUSAGE FESTS!!!
As expected, I the place was a Douchitorium of the highest degree. I have never seen such a high concentration of Douchebags! After a while, Don, a young scallywag of only *18* had to defend the honour of us girls against relentless and exhausting advances of the men. Which included, at one point, a guy coming up behind me, grabbing me, and grinding his crotch into my ass. Awesome.
Oh the desperation was thick in there. I bet I could have gone home with almost any guy in there. Too bad there wasn't a single one that didn't make my skin crawl, hehe.
My favourite part was when this guy came up to us and started talking about how he's going to Thailand soon to see his girlfriend. RED FLAG! I've been reading about sex tourism every now and then (it pops up on Jezebel pretty frequentl), so I know what the deal is in Thailand.
Me: Ohhhh really? So how did you two meet?"
Dude: Ahhhhhhhhhhh..... (laughs) Well. I was travelling there and (insert vague unconvincing story here). I know, I know about the stories! (shaking head) I know!
He was so flustered that I was on to him! It was pretty funny and I was feeling pretty proud of myself, but then, it was also kinda sad. :/
Ended up apologizing to everyone on behalf of my countrymen. Great shades of Elvis! What the hell am I going to do tonight? :P