gnnrgh?

[mizkit]

My head is so completely full of green snot that my left ear is aching from it. Yes, I'm sure it's aching specifically from the snot, and not from pressure or anything mundane like that. Quite sure. I'm also quite sure you're all very glad I decided to share this little gem of information with you

Comments

Snot

[muneraven]

Why does snot come in different colors? Is green snot "sicker" than clear snot?

Re: Snot

[dqg_neal]

Well, if you ever worked a Renaissance Faire.... snot comes in different colors. Usually after a day at one of those, its brown or black with the amount of dust and whatnot you've breathed in.

I sometimes wonder what it would take to get other colors. And is there someone out there with an odd past-time to find out? That would be an interesting character for a story.

Re: Snot

[mizkit]

Maybe if you worked in a candy factory or a sulfer factory or a somethign factory where there were different-colored particles floating around, you'd get other exciting colors of snot. That would be a *disgusting*, but yes, interesting, character idea. o.O :)

Re: Snot

[mizkit]

Actually, unless you've got some kind of really horrible bacterial thing going on, I believe green snot is healthier than other snot. That seems to be the color it turns when my colds are on their last legs, anyway.

I'm not sure I quite believe I'm having this conversation. :)

Re: Snot

[muneraven]

And yet why would we NOT have this conversation?

After all, we use terms like "Do we not all bleed" as some sort of human unity statement, but really, do we not all snot?

Re: Snot

[muneraven]

I suppose "snot" is not a verb. Hmmm. Blood bleeds. Snot snets?