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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young ONE LEGGED STRIPPER named RITCHIE. He was PRETTY LOVING in the DANK forest when he met LOVELY PIERRE, a run-away HOMOSEXUAL CROSSING GUARD from the BRIGHT Queen MALIA.
RITCHIE could see that LOVELY PIERRE was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his MOLDY CHEESE. LOVELY PIERRE was thankful for RITCHIE's CHEESE, so he told RITCHIE a very EXPENSIVE story about Queen MALIA's daughter JANAY. How her mother, the BRIGHT Queen MALIA, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic WHITE TIGER, because JANAY was so LOW.
RITCHIE SKATED. He vowed to LOVELY PIERRE the HOMOSEXUAL CROSSING GUARD that he would save the LOW JANAY. He would CRYING the WHITE TIGER, and take JANAY far away from her eveil mother, the BRIGHT Queen MALIA, and RUNNING her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a DARK TORNADO and LOVELY PIERRE the HOMOSEXUAL CROSSING GUARD began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WHITE TIGER from his story. BRIGHT Queen MALIA SCREAMED out from behind a THONG and struck RITCHIE dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a BANG.
THE END.
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