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[mizbean]

I've gotten myself sucked into HBO's Rome. Tonight's episode was a little off, I thought. But it more than made up for itself with the appearance of a naked man with a gold ribbon wrapped around his rather large cock, along with the admonition that "A large penis is always welcome."

Yes, it is.

Second favorite line of the night, "She better fuck him like Helen of Troy with her arse on fire."