Because only Neville can get kinky with grass seed
Oddness. I just noticed that someone I'm sure 100% I had friended was no longer on my flist. And I very rarely defriend... Is LJ being buggy or have I been fiddling around with my flist filters whilst drunk again? Anyway, I hope there isn't anyone else out there that may have been defriended.
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Unrelated: I hate the word seed as a euphemism for semen. Spunk works. Come is a good standby. (Not cum, though. Ick. Nast.) And release is good if you're trying to avoid an NC-17 rating, although I'm not especially fond of that one either. Too clean and neat, and sex is not neat! But seed brings to my mind associations with dirt and grass seed; and unless Neville is involved somehow, that's just sick and WRONG.
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Unrelated: I hate the word seed as a euphemism for semen. Spunk works. Come is a good standby. (Not cum, though. Ick. Nast.) And release is good if you're trying to avoid an NC-17 rating, although I'm not especially fond of that one either. Too clean and neat, and sex is not neat! But seed brings to my mind associations with dirt and grass seed; and unless Neville is involved somehow, that's just sick and WRONG.