Weeps for my fandom

Oct 13, 2006 00:23

Seriously, do people like these types of fics?

Jesus Christ.

And it snowed today, too.

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And it's florahart for the win:D

fandom, i hate my ship sometimes

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:D florahart October 13 2006, 05:45:10 UTC
*writes one*

Once upon a time, Harry and Draco found themselves locked in a closet.

It was really scary.

It was also really boring, so after a couple hours they decided to fuck, only neither of them had ever done it before, so that was both exciting and scary.

But that was better than boring.

They'd both heard of how to do it, so after a brief discussion (in which Draco tried to make Harry bottom but Harry reminded him about the Sectumsempra curse) Draco got on all fours and Harry lubed up.

Pushing in wasn't so hard, but then Draco got all upset! Between the trauma of being reminded of the slicing thing, and then letting Harry up his arse, he started to cry!

But then, wait, it felt pretty good! He sniffled and told Harry to keep going. The only problem was, he couldn't stop crying, now that he'd started.

Still, Harry didn't seem to mind, so they fucked for a while until they came.

Then Harry wiped Draco's tears away and they snuggled in a cuddly ball until Filch found them.

The end.

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Re: :D mizbean October 13 2006, 05:51:46 UTC
OMG! You win!

I love the deadpan But that was better than boring.

You can't see me giggling. I feel much better now. Thank you:D

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Re: :D annella October 13 2006, 06:02:09 UTC
*dies laughing* Yeah, you win. :D

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Re: :D cutecoati October 13 2006, 12:46:52 UTC
*iz ded*

You rule teh intarnet, you do!

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Re: :D karaz October 13 2006, 13:31:40 UTC
Bwhahah! And yaye, this let's me use my closet!H/D icon which has been lonely since this genre of fic was pretty much killed in HBP.

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Re: :D gmth October 13 2006, 15:03:13 UTC
LOL! It's like slash for an elementary school student.

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