this is for the women who feel me.....wait.....damnit.....
WHY DO ALL MEN HAVE AN INCESSANT NEED TO FEEL THAT YOU ARE COMING ONTO THEM WHETHER OR NOT YOU WOULD RATHER SHAVE OFF YOUR EYBROWS AND EAT A RAT SANDWICH THAN EVEN CONSIDER THEM AS A COME-ON POSSIBILITY?!!?!
News Flash: just because a girl is being nice and or friendly *does not* mean that they are trying to get into your pants. Nor does the fact she's wearing a playboy bunny costume at a COSTUME PARTY suggest she is trying to get into your pants. (How many a time I had to go up to at least 3 guys friends at that party to say, "stop avoiding me, I'm not hitting on you, you dip.")
And, I'm sorry, but who the fuck says "I remember that time when you were in your underwear." Then walks away and acts weird for the next hour and acts like you made them said it with some voodoo magic so that they would succumb to your pants-less charm?
Also, who asks, "Do you work here often?" No, it's my job, I don't work here at ALL.
*breathes firey breath of frustration* I'm swearing off men, that's it, I've had it. No more.
Not that that's keeping me warm at night.
News Flash: just because a girl is being nice and or friendly *does not* mean that they are trying to get into your pants. Nor does the fact she's wearing a playboy bunny costume at a COSTUME PARTY suggest she is trying to get into your pants. (How many a time I had to go up to at least 3 guys friends at that party to say, "stop avoiding me, I'm not hitting on you, you dip.")
And, I'm sorry, but who the fuck says "I remember that time when you were in your underwear." Then walks away and acts weird for the next hour and acts like you made them said it with some voodoo magic so that they would succumb to your pants-less charm?
Also, who asks, "Do you work here often?" No, it's my job, I don't work here at ALL.
*breathes firey breath of frustration* I'm swearing off men, that's it, I've had it. No more.
Not that that's keeping me warm at night.