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[miz_nenya]

I AM CURRENTLY BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY A VERY SCARY FEMALE WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF A VERY SCARY CANADIAN NEWS ANCHORMAN.

THE FACT THAT I ONLY REMEMBER THIS WOMAN FROM A CERTAIN MOVIE BY THE NAME OF 'REQUIEM FOR A DREAM' BEING BUTTFUCKED TO CRUNCHING ELECTRONIC MUSIC DOES NOT ALLEVIATE THE HORROR THAT I HAVE RIGHT NOW.

MY DARLING JACQUES! PLEASE SAVE ME SOON!!!!