I may never ride in the calvary
I have just discovered, after 27 years on earth, that "cavalry" is not pronounced "calvary." I'm so glad I wasn't the "aloud" reader today.
I'd also like to post this description written by my cousin, which those of us in our late 20s can relate to, unless you're still skinny like a teenager, in which case, I hate you.
"it really isnt flattering to have your butt all squished in some
teenager size pants with the pockets all low so your
butt looks like a pancake and your thighs look like
wrestling pigs because all your butt fat has been
squooshed down to your legs."
Now that, my friends, is funny.
I'd also like to post this description written by my cousin, which those of us in our late 20s can relate to, unless you're still skinny like a teenager, in which case, I hate you.
"it really isnt flattering to have your butt all squished in some
teenager size pants with the pockets all low so your
butt looks like a pancake and your thighs look like
wrestling pigs because all your butt fat has been
squooshed down to your legs."
Now that, my friends, is funny.