rofl
I had to. Really. The power of the internet compeled me. <3 Mark
Stalked again, a rant by miyuofthewired.
mark_argent is stalking miyuofthewired
mark_argent’s REAL name :
Kerr Flynn
mark_argent’s REAL DOB :
13th August 1981
Height :166 cm
Weight : 85.4 kg
mark_argent has dreamt about you :
18 times
mark_argent became interested in you :
16th March 2004
mark_argent’s latest dream about you
You are working in an ice cream parlour. mark_argent approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.
This is how mark_argent describes your relationship behind your back
‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’
mark_argent’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
mark_argent seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that mark_argent uses them to scratch their ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
mark_argent took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
25 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
mark_argent’s Police File
mark_argent would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords.
Testimonies about mark_argent
victrolah - Ex-priest
‘To be honest there was always something about mark_argent that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
eatdirt - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I’m gonna kill miyuofthewired for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! mark_argent is a brilliant person.’
ghostfaceposta - Overweight cult comedian
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. miyuofthewired’s been telling me about mark_argent’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
panglosssensei - Marathon Munt
‘I would not piss on mark_argent if they were on fire.’
Stalked again, a rant by miyuofthewired.
mark_argent is stalking miyuofthewired
mark_argent’s REAL name :
Kerr Flynn
mark_argent’s REAL DOB :
13th August 1981
Height :166 cm
Weight : 85.4 kg
mark_argent has dreamt about you :
18 times
mark_argent became interested in you :
16th March 2004
mark_argent’s latest dream about you
You are working in an ice cream parlour. mark_argent approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.
This is how mark_argent describes your relationship behind your back
‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’
mark_argent’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
mark_argent seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that mark_argent uses them to scratch their ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
mark_argent took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
25 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
mark_argent’s Police File
mark_argent would be a nothing more than a loveable rogue if it were not for their love of samurai swords.
Testimonies about mark_argent
victrolah - Ex-priest
‘To be honest there was always something about mark_argent that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
eatdirt - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I’m gonna kill miyuofthewired for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! mark_argent is a brilliant person.’
ghostfaceposta - Overweight cult comedian
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. miyuofthewired’s been telling me about mark_argent’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
panglosssensei - Marathon Munt
‘I would not piss on mark_argent if they were on fire.’