Feb 02, 2011 12:17
Tue, 12:36 : "young, chubby procrastinator wanted for blind, gossip-hungry superchef to read me celebrity gossip whilst sampling my latest dishes. >> Tue, 12:37 : < Tue, 12:37 : RT @ REGYATES : YES! your bum DOES look big in this and as far as I'm concerned that's a frikkin good thing! Tue, 12:57 : ugh, everwood. I hate teen drug awareness specials Tue, 13:07 : Jfc... The woman that has come to do some ironing (why not pay me, mum?) Is sucking on a sweet so loudly its making me FUCKING GAG. Tue, 14:02 : I can't stand having others piety rubbed in my face, and i'm not talking about just religion. Tue, 14:10 : Ann Hathaway... are you SERIOUS?! Some actors *ACTUALLY* have sex instead of simulating it for the camera? oh... ew. Tue, 14:31 : "Ann does Ann Arbor" Hahahahahhaha, lolitude forever Ms Hath. Tue, 14:32 : @ brettclaxton http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/b212710_gwyneth_paltrow_anne_hathaway_talk_sex.html Tue, 14:44 : RT @ TonyCowards : Every time I hear the word "meringue" I start salivating, it must be a Pavlovian response. #win100 Tue, 14:48 : touch my bum, this is life. It is, but unfortunately its life with Lembit Opik Tue, 14:54 : im very tired of being weaker than a baby bird. If I can't deal with the choices i made, how will I be able to deal with real problems Tue, 14:56 : either give me a fucking time machine or shoot me in the head. i cant function. Tue, 15:11 : Feel betterm watched this bitch bring the lulz <3 http://bit.ly/e0de78 Tue, 15:21 : I still want a tin of fucking tuna. Tue, 15:22 : HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY PANDA! Tue, 15:23 : Gloria, you're amazing. Tue, 15:24 : Feeel like a viiiirgin! Feeel like a viiirgin when iiii puuut on my puuurity liiipstiiiick Tue, 15:37 : Good mood promptly wrecked by courtney coming in and making cruel jokes about my weight, acne and how many friends I have. Tue, 15:38 : I'm done. Tue, 19:19 : @ JablesandKage I was just thinking how much I hate people who get themselves off to kink!fic and tell the world (cont) http://tl.gd/8hmhgb Tue, 19:19 : I can't wait to see #Starship Tue, 19:21 : I know that both @ nataliefisher & @ theladymania will agree with me that this sounds like its going to be hilarious. Bug Bug Buggy #Starship Tue, 19:25 : RT @ FreePavarotti : But I do love you guys, and you keep asking for this tag, so: #starship . #wingardiumleviosa #brightsunshineyday #freePav Tue, 19:32 : I want to go back to uni to study more things and be amazing... but no. Thanks, unwanted Tory government. Tue, 20:37 : God hates me, I videotaped me singing and something fucked and I sound like a drag queen... :/ Tue, 20:40 : The good news is, I sound like a hot, barry white motherfucker drag queen Tue, 21:11 : Sparkle Dust, Bugle Beads, Ankle Straps, Maribou, Ostrich Plumes, Shalimar, Ravishing, Fabulous Tue, 22:18 : I literally just blew my own funny fuse, I was that hilarious. Tue, 22:18 : The only problem was that my camera was positioned wrong so didn't caputre the full lolitude of me. But still... I'm proud Tue, 22:24 : @ JablesandKage let me know when you've watched it Tue, 22:53 : I think you all should know I'm pretty awesome, really talented & have an unhealthy thing with Disney. This will all make sense soon...maybe Tue, 23:14 : RT @ ohbex : Feminist traveller women have an organisation here http://www.ntwf.net their situation is horrendous, they deserve our support. Tue, 23:19 : @ JablesandKage did you get the email okay? Wed, 00:16 : @ meganbentall I sent you something. It should make you lol... Looooove x Wed, 00:23 : RT @ KChenoweth : Just did a talk with U of M students. They're amazing and so inspiring! Wed, 00:24 : No. Fucking. Way. Michigan is so lucky D: one day I will meet you Kristen. One day. Wed, 00:26 : I secretly recorded my family having dinner in front of the TV the other night, we're more funny than the africans on The Family Wed, 00:27 : "I asked for it first" "yeah but she's thinnest" *stare* "I said finished, not thinnest" (tbf she actually did) Wed, 00:29 : "Do you do *insert odd thing*?" "Yeah all the time!" "Me too!" "That's actually a problem caused by marrying within the family" Wed, 01:01 : "i've watched john paul and craig bump uglies at 6:30pm. i can take whatever you throw at me." ty anonymous, I'd managed to forget that Wed, 01:33 : Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms may be one of my favourite songs ever and have just rediscovered Matthew W Woolfrey's cover. <3 Wed, 01:37 : Oh hey, Michael from The Princess Diaries. I didn't know you sang one of my favourite songs. Another fucking love connection Wed, 01:39 : this song is really not supposed to make you want to cry
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