Sat, 14:43: Goal for March- to be able to sing Firework with force.
Sat, 15:04: That awkward moment when you think Will Young has released a new song, but its really Olly Murs
Sat, 15:05: My sister has a pair of the white patent leather doc martens I've wanted since I was 15 (I got oxblood ones instead) & I hate her even more
Sat, 15:06: Tbh my ankles are too small and my legs too fat for DMs, they rub and hurt. Or maybe just cos mine are too big... Who knows.
Sat, 16:59: I can't believe skins was 4 years ago ;___; WHERE DID MY YOUTH GO?! D:
Sat, 17:48: Dear Big Fat Gypsy Wedding... Why no Romanis and all Irish Travellers?! Ffffffuuuuuuu!
Sat, 17:49: Might as well put Jentina up there with her French Kisses and Booty Luv and call it a day
Sat, 18:48: I will just leave my friend to be raped because she can fight for herself
Sat, 19:11: Idg this 'you must remain PURE! No drinking! No premarital fondling! No secondary schooling! But you can dress like a baby teen hooker'
Sat, 19:12: For FUCKS sake... Irish travellers are NOT the same as Romani Gypsys... Ffs.
Sat, 19:16: I approve of the amount of leopard print used in these traveller weddings... Stay Classy, kids
Sat, 19:17: Where the fuck do they get this money from? For all these weddings and dresses and posh cars?
Sat, 19:18: ...Is it because they hardly spend any money on everyday clothes because apparently a pair of hollister shorts and some primarni vests work
Sat, 19:21: I remember having 'Gypsy Wars' at school in london... Me, the greeks and the turks (lol!) Against the 'gypos' hmm. I'm glad I've grown
Sat, 19:24: "You see pictures of back then of those...the coloured people" nice save! Pikey lady. Nah, joking. You deserve rights too!
Sat, 19:26: "It don't make a man feel a man to sit with a woman" FURTHER PROVING THE POINT THAT GAY MEN ARE MORE MASCULINE.
Sat, 19:28: I think you're confusing good-looking with 'wearing extremely tacky, cheap and skimpy garments'
Sat, 19:43: I think Katie Price was a Travellerbride
Sat, 20:41: THIS MAN IS GAY!!! WHY IS HE ON A SHOW FULL OF WOMEN?!
Sat, 20:48: Dear Abi-Scarlette... you've never had a date because you're a musical theatre student? You can't dance and you're slow. I'll have you.
Sat, 20:51: Pushing Daisies whilst hungover with chinese feast, From a G-Gent to a G-Gentleman! Mouldy pumpkin, the piano never got sold #polomskitimes
Sat, 20:52: These as all my favourite memories containing @ adellynp the American that caused much controversy and good times
Sat, 20:53: BAAALLIIIIIN! GOOOOOOOOODDDDD! TRIIIIIIFE! LAAAAAME! DRRUUUUNK! DRUUUuuuuuuUUUUNK! NOT SOBER! IMMA DO ME! #polomskitimes
Sat, 20:55: Hip Hop Videos HIPS AND THIGHS, YOU KNOW THIS! Daves Chicken, I'M SO GAAAASSYYYYY! HIIIII MY NAMES ADELLYN, I EAT ROOOOOCKS!! #polomskitimes
Sat, 20:59: Transatlantic interracial tearaways, valentine day...(Turn left at the end of the road), kicking butt in the name of me, wire #polomskitimes
Sat, 22:10: @ theladymania hey bb, the last season of Secret Diary of a Call Girl is coming up soon, jsyk xx
Sat, 23:25: Is it too much to ask that I have a normal brain and a normal mother who would rather hug me than throw empty glass bottles at my head?
Sat, 23:58: I'm sorry for being horribly mean and miserable. I will try to be a better person
Sun, 00:15: Maybe the reason why all the doors are closed, is so you can open one that leads you to the perfect road...there's still a chance for you
Sun, 00:50: I hate it when people clean up Teenage Dream to get rid of sexual overtones. Teenagers having sex is a big deal, you're ruining the gravity.
Sun, 00:51: idc if teens should be having sex or not, but the feeling of finally getting to go all the way with your beau, its magic. shut up, perverts.
Sun, 00:55: I have a huge crush on Mike Tompkins and his mouth