My tweets

Jan 16, 2011 12:01

  • Sat, 13:08: I'm actually dead. I can't do this anymore
  • Sat, 13:21: I don't like Juggalos.
  • Sat, 16:49: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. THE BANORANGE EXISTS. I TOLD YOU THAT WAS THE FRUIT OF EVIL. IT EXISTS! D:! APOCALYPSE! http://bit.ly/f2GDLR
  • Sat, 17:13: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it? <3
  • Sat, 17:14: We all knew HIM was a baddie, and that HIM was a dude, but HIM wore a fabulous set of kinkyboots & fur trimmed dress and I wanted to be HIM
  • Sat, 18:03: I'm a little seal girl living in the real world and its so hard to get by, cause seals can't even cry
  • Sat, 18:31: "Jordan, did you know that when God made Saturn he liked it so much he put a ring on it?" "Satan?" "Saturn" "Satan has a ring on it?"
  • Sat, 20:32: I feel and look like Ludo, just less ginger.
  • Sat, 20:40: Because my dad made me do the wqashing up before I left home (in all my gear) I am now late for Matt's bday. Everyone is in Reading already
  • Sat, 20:41: Train is delayed, no one is replying and I just fucking want to go home and watch The OC
  • Sat, 20:43: Anxious.
  • Sat, 20:45: And my sister has taken my ID. Wouldn't be so bad but I got ID'd for cigarettes the other day
  • Sat, 20:53: Sheer tights don't go well with bear thighs, Lauren. You look ridiculous. Why do you even attempt to dress yourself? Gtfo.
  • Sat, 23:51: DRUNNNNNKKK! DRUUUuuuuuUUUNK! NOOOT SOBER! @ adellynp
  • Sun, 02:17: Ny feet huryt and I just kissed my bff boy
  • Sun, 02:22: My feet jurt so bad I think they are bleeding
  • Sun, 02:23: I wish I was Ted Mosby
  • Sun, 02:23: I sjould be locked away and never allowd near peopled
  • Sun, 02:25: Asrsly sooooo much paaaain! I wish @ nataliefisher and @ theladymania were herrrre
  • Sun, 02:25: Why havew all my friend usernames gone missing?!
  • Sun, 02:25: I want to go home and dream about lospsaided jawed hotties
  • Sun, 02:26: Have you all defriended me?! I didn't do anything. Twitter! I didn't do anything!
  • Sun, 02:27: My vff deservesd better than me
  • Sun, 02:27: Why do you hate ne twittetttrrr?
  • Sun, 02:28: I'm sdo alonre
  • Sun, 03:52: Mr sandman, send me the dream from last night without the unhappy ending, ty!

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