Wed, 17:31: But instead I'm stuck on too small train with stupidly loud spanish kids who each have Burger King. Oh woe. #firstworldproblems
Wed, 17:32: I think Paul McCartney died years ago and his body is just a husk for evil demon-souls to inhabit and bend to their will #wanker
Wed, 20:27: Oh this is so perfect, I love your vibrating groin.
Wed, 20:35: Me: *wearing a polo neck and necklace* Sister:"OMG YOU LOOK LIKE A GANGSTER!"
Wed, 20:35: Since when did Gangsters wear polo necks?! And pink ones at that!
Wed, 20:53: I think its hilarious Emma Pilsbury made a dig at John Stamos in 1st season and is now married to him in 2nd Season. Lolllllls
Wed, 21:36: Did Blazing Squad ever have a *real* fanbase? Like people who thought they weren't a joke?
Wed, 22:06: AHHHHM NOOOOT CRYYYYIIIING I've JUST BEEN CUTTIN ONIONS! AHHHMMM MAKIN A LASAGNAAAAA! ~for one
Wed, 22:45: Hall and Oates now fills me with immense glee and sadness all at once. Damn you JGL. Damn you for being in the movie that stole my life.
Wed, 22:47: If Ralphed means Vomited, does Potzied mean Jizzed?
Wed, 22:47: And what does Riche Cunninghamed mean?! Took a Shit on your Mum?!
Wed, 22:48: Chachied is obvs the dirtiest... 'I chachied your Joanie' yeah. Naaaastyyyyy.
Wed, 23:18: "I've always thought the desire to procreate showed a deep, personal weakness" this reminds me of you, @ meganbentall
Wed, 23:36: RT @ Lord_Voldemort7: What can I say, I'm evil. RT @ JenneeWood Lord_Voldemort7 You invented Edward Cullen... You can't have SPARKLE witho ...
Thu, 00:20: I can't listen to Jordin Sparks' 'No Air' without picturing Simon Amstell and Phil Jupitus prancing around for Bil Bailey
Thu, 07:31: Face Spider: interesting fact. Avatar (as in the last airbender) did it first. That's been bugging me all night.
Thu, 07:32: Hey, you're amazing just the way you are. But Bruno Mars' face still scares me.
Thu, 08:07: I think I'm going to start a blog just to picture shame Mouth Breathers on public transport. Its disgusting. Erlack.
Thu, 08:21: I need to go for a contact lense fitting. Don't let me forget, Twitter!
Thu, 08:21: RT @ simonpegg: Yes I'm filming MI-4. No there won't be a Spaced 3. I don't have any details about Star Trek 2. There will no more than 1 ...
Thu, 08:23: I have such an urge to listen to Linkin Park
Thu, 08:35: Oh ffs! I forgot my headphones! I actually cannot survive today without them, holocaust-denier is back off holiday >:(
Thu, 08:54: Gucci Mane got an Ice Cream Cone tattooed on his face... GUCCI MANE GOT AN ICE CREAM CONE TATTOOED ON HIS FACE D: my people. what are you?!
Thu, 09:24: On hearing that Leo DiCaprio has bad hygiene: I always thought he looked a bit sweaty betty in Titanic, I still love him endlessly.
Thu, 10:32: I always get a smile when the cool people reply to me. :)
Thu, 10:41: Not sure how I feel about the whole Chem on Glee thing. But I do know anyone with 'Killjoy' as their name who disses the show needs to gtfo
Thu, 10:43: I know I shouldn't blaze on the newbies, but srsly. Just shut up. I'm sure if Gerd started raving about how (cont) http://tl.gd/8444j9
Thu, 10:52: Just tagged an article with 'George Tonks' in it :3
Thu, 11:40: BBCComedy twitter just did a movie misquote (I knew Stephen Saul was behind it all) & now I can't stop thinking about Some Mothers Do Ave Em
Thu, 11:42: For the record it was: "Frank, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Thu, 11:44: Oh Iwan, you are so brilliant. I miss your tumbling locks. Squidgesquidgesquidge. I miss being an Indie Wanker.
Thu, 11:46: "Was that you?!" "I was peircing my microwave lunch" "you only need to do it, like, twice!" "I like the noise though..." Al & Nick :)
Thu, 12:00: RT @ 4Talent: Inspiration Day Manchester being held at the Zion Arts Centre on 2 March is open for applications till end of play Friday l ...