FANFIC!! YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT. NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.
SO.
After much nagging(mostly from
inevitabilityy), fretting, and overall i-can't-believe-this-ing, I've finally decided to post my first JE fanfic here.
It's kinda short.
It's not really deep.
And hopefully, it's funny.
IT'S NOT GREAT. but i hope you enjoy it.
And now, without further ado...
“Kame-chan!! Kame-chan!” Pi skips ecstatically over to where Kame is sitting, and throws himself onto the ground next to him. “Guess what Jin and I are doing tonight!” he crows happily, bouncing from side to side in excitement.
Kame does not look up from the book he is reading. “No clue.”
“No fair, Kame! You’re supposed to guess!!” Pi begins poking Kame’s knee. When he receives no response from the KAT-TUN member, Pi concludes that maybe the question is too hard and Kame needs a hint. “Ok,” he says sweetly, “since I’m nice, you get a clue. Tonight, Jin and I are spending the WHOLEE night together. Does that help??”
Again, Kame does not say a word.
Totally oblivious to the horrified stares the other NEWS and KAT-TUN members are giving him, Pi plows on. “It’s going to be so fun, ne! Jin came up with all these new punishments and rewards, and I can’t wait to try them out! Sometimes they hurt though…I keep telling him to be more gentle, but he never remembers…”
At this time, Nakamaru and Koyama are herding out all the Juniors within hearing distance, and telling them to keep both ears CLOSED until they have left the vicinity. Ryo curls his lip in disgust and takes his newspaper outside.
Kame still does not look up.
A nervous twitter ripples across the room, as the other members busy themselves in trying to appear preoccupied, when in reality, everyone just wants Kame to say ANYTHING, if it will make Pi stop talking.
“Neeee~?? Kame-chan?? Don’t you want to guess?” Pi whines loudly, a pout settling on his lips when Kame continues to ignore him. “FINE. Then you’re not invited to our sleepover! I was going to invite you, but since you’re not interested, then I won’t. We’re going to have so much fun playing ‘Truth or Dare’ and you’re going to be really mad that you missed it. SO THERE!”
If Kame was shaken by this declaration at all, he sure didn’t show it.
Awkward silence fills the room. The other members don’t know what to do with themselves. They glance nervously from Kame to Pi, who’s face is getter redder and redder by the second.
“Very well, Kamenashi.” Pi finally says, his voice serious and very un-Pi-like.
There is a pause, and all the breath in the room seems to be held in suspense.
“OUR FRIENDSHIP ENDS TODAY!!” Rising with a ‘hmph!,’ Pi stomps angrily to the door, but midway, spins around suddenly and adds, “And I want that manga you borrowed back!”
Finally (FINALLY!), Kame opens his mouth. “I gave it back to you last month. And Pi, I never borrowed it. You were the one who made me read two pages of it, forced it into my bag to take home, and then asked for it back the next day.”
There is a flurry of loud coughs and horrendous sneezes, as those around the two try to hide their laughter.
(*COUGH COUGH*
“Oh man, Tegoshi, that’s a nasty cough you got there.” *WHEEZE HACK*
“And it looks like your allergies are acting up, Koki.”
“I know, it’s crazy! I never even knew I had allergies. It must be something in this room…”
Author intervention: *cough* PI *cough*
“Look! Even the author’s sick. This is horrible.”
OK, THAT WAS A VERY LONG INSERT. I WILL STOP NOW.)
Pi tries to salvage the situation, but it’s hopeless. “F-fine. Ok. That’s all then.” A very flustered Pi turns and walks out the door.
Only to bump into Ryo, who is coming in.
And spill the cup of coffee he is holding all over his shirt.
The rest, is history.
So, when Jin finally walks into the dressing room after his photoshoot, he is greeted by the sight of Pi on the floor, shrieking like a banshee, and legs kicking everywhere. On top of him is a livid Ryo, red in the face and shouting expletives, while fighting to break free from Koki, Koyama, and Shige, who are holding onto him for dear life. Massu, Tegoshi, and Junno are trying to pull Pi out from under Ryo, but failing horribly.
And Kame is reading a book on the couch.
Jin’s face lights up in joy. “An orgy!?! LET ME IN TOO!” he cries, before diving headfirst into the mess.
And landing right on top of Shige, who falls onto Ryo, who in turn crashes onto Pi, who begins to flail frantically, while screaming,“TOO HEAVY! TOO HEAVY! I CAN’T BREATHE!”
And then, accidently, kneeing Ryo in the gut.
As all hell breaks loose, Kame closes his book with a sigh, and rubs his temples tiredly. “What a bunch of idiots,” he mutters to himself. Picking up his tea and book, he decides to go and check if that empty room he saw earlier is still unoccupied.
And if it is, if Ueda would mind some company in the staff room.
I love comments!! So feel free to leave some.
P.S. AND! I don't want to get sued/chased with pitchforks, so thank-you-so-much's to the people who made my icons!! I got them before I made a LJ, so I REALLY don't remember where they came from. D: I'm horrible, I know. SORRY! ilu for them??
maybe this fic made up for it? LOLS.