Cas vs. The Rick-Roll
Title: Cas vs. the Rick-Roll
Pairing: None, general Team Free Will fic
Genre: Crack!fic
Summary: Castiel gets Rick-Rolled. Hilarity ensues.
This may turn into a cracky Cas vs. the Internet series (Title inspired by the show Chuck) depending on how ya'll feel.
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Dean opened the door to the motel room, carrying in the things he had bought for the ritual, Sam behind him, a bag in his arms. “Cas, we’re-”
He trailed off, noticing the music coming from the laptop Cas was currently on.
He and Sam exchanged looks, until Sam looked back at Cas. “Dude. Is that Rick Astley?”
Dean made a face at Sam. “I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that Cas is playing it or the fact that you even know who it is.”
Sam made a bitchface at Dean, and they both walked over to where Cas was sitting.
Dean knew Cas was finding out things about himself as a human. What kinds of foods he liked and disliked, his habits, but if Cas seriously started getting into 70s and 80s disco songs Dean might start worrying for his sanity.
Cas’ eyes never left the computer screen, staring intently at the video. “Someone sent me a message that said this was a message from God.”
“Who sent it?” Sam asked, now very confused.
Dean crowded up next to Cas, hunching over the table. “Dude, show me the e-mail.”
Castiel clicked over, taking about a minute to do so. Though it had been more than three weeks since Sam and Dean had taken turns trying to show Cas how to use a computer (an interesting day that seemed to take about twelve hours), Cas was still pretty clueless on a lot of things.
The brothers began to read through the e-mail.
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To: GrippingYouTight@gmail.com (a name which Dean had picked, snickering at the time. Sam had thrown his hands up in the air and bitchfaced at it, wanting to go with something instead like ExAngelofTheRainbow or something like that)
From: WillPrankForCandyAndPepsi@yahoo.com
Subject:
OMFG I FOUND A MESSAGE FROM GOD!! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT!!
Welcome to the Interwebs, bro.
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Sam and Dean exchanged glances, both thinking over the e-mail.
Both had their epiphany at the same time.
“I don’t understand,” Cas said, clicking back over to the video. “Is God telling me that he is back in Heaven and will never leave us again?”
“Uh, Cas?” Sam started awkwardly. “I think you just got Rick-Rolled by Gabriel.”
Cas tilted his head at Sam. “I don’t understand that reference.”
Dean was trying to decide whether he should laugh at Castiel’s gullibility or to be frustrated at Gabriel or Cas or someone.
Instead he patted Sam on the back. “Sam here is happy to explain it all, right Sammy?”
And he walked away, leaving Sam to explain to a 40,000 year old ex-angel the concept of Rick-rolling, Rick Astley, and trolling the internet.
He grabbed a beer out of the mini-fridge, and did a slight toast to the ceiling. “Good one, Gabe.”