Dec 08, 2001 19:55
totoisnthere= emily, dorothy, and michaela
Exoterik: children?
Exoterik: thats not very vegan
totoISNThere: oh it is in my book
totoISNThere: book
totoISNThere: ha ha
Exoterik: how come you guys are all online together?
totoISNThere: its menage a trois all over again
totoISNThere: all 4 of us.
totoISNThere: hahaha
Exoterik: oh, i guess so
totoISNThere: stop drop and roll
totoISNThere: that what he said.
Exoterik: if youre into that sort of thing
totoISNThere: michaela is biting me.
totoISNThere: and yes, we are into that sort of thing.
Exoterik: word? awesome
totoISNThere: My name is Emily Golinko. Golinko, u know, like thr drug.
Exoterik: she likes biting
totoISNThere: yes, only on tuesdays
Exoterik: no, i dont know
Exoterik: i dont like drugs
totoISNThere: its herbal.
totoISNThere: like tea
totoISNThere: wait- did u say drugs?
totoISNThere: i dont get it.
Exoterik: you said it
totoISNThere: who?
totoISNThere: we saw puppies give eachother oral sex
totoISNThere: then they chewed on eachothers' penises
Exoterik: cos you like that sort of thing
totoISNThere: yes. isdn't there a word for that?
Exoterik: you love that
Exoterik: bestiality
Exoterik: ?
Exoterik: that would be if you joined in
totoISNThere: oh i will baby.
totoISNThere: u know i will
Exoterik: you love those puppies
totoISNThere: someday, when the shoppe (yes, spelled with an e and 2 p's) keeper isnt looking, ill break the glass, and put them in my pants, and take them home and have my midgets bathe them.
Exoterik: oh.
totoISNThere: puppies are sexy. very sexy. all those little penises
totoISNThere: ok THAT was michaela
totoISNThere: haha
totoISNThere: i. emily. like the fact that they have 6 nipples.
Exoterik: im not into puppy penis
totoISNThere: damn, i, michaela, said the nipple thjing too, damn emily
totoISNThere: um michaela like babies
totoISNThere: no i don't. only to look at and love. not make lovewith. that sicko. hey. i have a joke
totoISNThere: how
totoISNThere: how do you make s m
totoISNThere: damn, scratch that
totoISNThere: new joke: what kind of file makes a small hole bigger?
totoISNThere: a pedafile!
totoISNThere: ew
Exoterik: i dont get it
Exoterik: explain
totoISNThere: it makes small chi;ldren's HOLES bigger
totoISNThere: it
totoISNThere: is grtoss
totoISNThere: a kid in my history class tyold me
totoISNThere: i have a better joke
Exoterik: i still dont get it
Exoterik: your gonna have to do better than that
totoISNThere: ok.
totoISNThere: whats brown and sticky?
Exoterik: you
Exoterik: did i get it?
totoISNThere: no, a STICK!
totoISNThere: -emily
totoISNThere: harz
Exoterik: no, i think its you
totoISNThere: michaela has another:
Exoterik: ok
totoISNThere: what's the only thing better than winning the special oplympics?
totoISNThere: not being retarded after all!
Exoterik: knock knock
totoISNThere: who's there?
Exoterik: shit
Exoterik: i dont remember how it goes
Exoterik: haha
totoISNThere: shit who?
totoISNThere: oops- delayed reaction
Exoterik: yeah it was
totoISNThere: here's michaela's other joke: how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbublb?
Exoterik: how many
Exoterik: ?
totoISNThere: none, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry!
totoISNThere: tom stole that from me and tried to pick up chicks with it.
totoISNThere: little does he know- hes emo.
totoISNThere: har har but he doesnt know that.
Exoterik: dorothy loves emo
Exoterik: maybe
totoISNThere: (meaning michaela)
Exoterik: i dont know
totoISNThere: but i know
totoISNThere: this is emily
Exoterik: ok
totoISNThere: isnt it sad your talking to a freshman?
Exoterik: sure
Exoterik: im sick
Exoterik: thats my excuse
totoISNThere: actually a soph and frosh at the same time. like menage a trois
totoISNThere: only worse because theres a puppie envolved
Exoterik: you love that huh?
totoISNThere: you have no idea what i love. what i have loved. what i will love.
totoISNThere: and what lies in store for michaela on next weeks episode
totoISNThere: DUN DUN DUNNN!
totoISNThere: you know what you could hav eben useful for?
totoISNThere: hot lesbian sex
Exoterik: me?
totoISNThere: THATS the real question.
Exoterik: hows that?
totoISNThere: actually, me and dorothy wanted to see life as a house and couldn't b/c it's rated r and west newton cin is too strict.
totoISNThere: just kidding!
totoISNThere: we saw it a loved it!
totoISNThere: no just kidding
totoISNThere: faked u out didnt i!
Exoterik: i guess
totoISNThere: are you having a party?
totoISNThere: in ur pants?
Exoterik: yes
totoISNThere: u must be a pyromaniac b/c there's a fire in my pants
Exoterik: there is always a party in my pants
totoISNThere: are we invited?
totoISNThere: do we have to pay?
Exoterik: maybe
totoISNThere: keg?
Exoterik: do you have id?
totoISNThere: or anythingg to drink nudge nidge
totoISNThere: michaela wants ur
totoISNThere: bodily fluids.
Exoterik: nudge nudge?
totoISNThere: ewwwww no i don'y
Exoterik: thats dirty
totoISNThere: yeah i know
totoISNThere: i tried to tell her
totoISNThere: but no..
totoISNThere: They'r all after me lucky bodily fluids!
totoISNThere: ay!
Exoterik: oh no
Exoterik: girls are i a little frightening
Exoterik: at the moment
totoISNThere: only me.
totoISNThere: let me swallow. that's what he said
Exoterik: bad experiences
totoISNThere: what?!
totoISNThere: care to back that one up?
totoISNThere: back that thang up?
Exoterik: i dont know
Exoterik: dorothy has got virgin eyes
totoISNThere: we can cover them. i'm already corrupted
totoISNThere: and emily- shes a leash
totoISNThere: i mean- shes on a leash.
Exoterik: i'll just say that im not into the hardcore biting and scratching scene
totoISNThere: huh?
totoISNThere: eww, there was this guy, and he was trying to get me to bite and scaratch him while we were hooking up. i turned and ran
Exoterik: i hung out with this girl who was crazy.
totoISNThere: like a wild cheetah!
totoISNThere: crazy like a fox!
totoISNThere: DAMN MY IRISH ACCENT!
Exoterik: yes , so scary,.
totoISNThere: ewww. people are scary with their sexual fetishes
Exoterik: yeah a little bit.
totoISNThere: once i was reading this link my friend sent me and this guy liked being farted on..like in the face. im completely grossed out for life... -emily
totoISNThere: thats her life story
totoISNThere: i mean..mine.
totoISNThere: she's a skitso
Exoterik: you like being farted on?
totoISNThere: only dorothy
totoISNThere: but we take care of that for her.
totoISNThere: oops, ok dont tell anyone that.
totoISNThere: emily is crazzzzy
totoISNThere: i've got another joke for ya:
Exoterik: ok
totoISNThere: knock knock
totoISNThere: whose there?
totoISNThere: oh u say that.
totoISNThere: say it!
totoISNThere: SAY IT SLUT
totoISNThere: ok we shall pretend u said "whose there"
totoISNThere: SHIT!
totoISNThere: i forgot how it goes..
Exoterik: whos there
totoISNThere:
totoISNThere: pi!
Exoterik: i kept trying to say things to you and they went to the wrong person
Exoterik: now he thinks im a freak
Exoterik: i blame you
totoISNThere: did he ask you for sexual favors? blame that on me too!
Exoterik: whoever you are
totoISNThere: this is emily
Exoterik: no, we dont swing that way
totoISNThere: i just tried to talk to u but imed someonee by accident...i blame emily
Exoterik: alright
totoISNThere: swings are fun!! remind me of my child hood. not really though. -michaela. haha, faked u out
Exoterik: oh.
Exoterik: yeah i guess you did
totoISNThere: damn straight woman
totoISNThere: back in the kitchen
totoISNThere: faked you out
Exoterik: you dont like that
Exoterik: ?
Exoterik: he parts his hair doesnthe?
Exoterik: i dont like parted hair
totoISNThere: hmm. that's what he said
Exoterik: and he doesnt like dorothy
totoISNThere: but i do.
totoISNThere: i like her so much i could eat her mother's arm
totoISNThere: yum
totoISNThere: wurd!
totoISNThere: LIKE WHAT
Exoterik: me too,
totoISNThere: yeah thats right..WHAT next? huh..WHAT NOW!
Exoterik: mike would eat her arm
totoISNThere: answer me bitch- or ill eat YOUR arm..meow.
totoISNThere: this is emily you stupid buttslut
totoISNThere: mike's a scallion pancake
totoISNThere: michaela loves doro tooooooo butt
Exoterik: you dont make any sense
Exoterik: i gotta go
Exoterik: g2g as doro would say
totoISNThere: good one!
totoISNThere: haha
totoISNThere: not just dorothy says that u know..
totoISNThere: u crazy slut head
totoISNThere: where are you going when your sick
Exoterik: downstairs
totoISNThere: evceryone says we're frunk. but i don't remember drunking?
Exoterik: you wanna get me some coffe?
Exoterik: e?
totoISNThere: oh ill get you some cofe e
Exoterik: i would love you
totoISNThere: if u know what i mean.
totoISNThere: ill get your cofe e in a bottle
Exoterik: well if youre not gonna get me coffee i'll just go
Exoterik: k?
totoISNThere: mmmmkay!
Exoterik: bye girls
totoISNThere: nooo
totoISNThere: ill get ur damn coffe u slut face
Exoterik: you have eachother
Exoterik: its time to let go
Exoterik: nothing lasts forever
totoISNThere: yes it does., that's what he said, and i then cri
totoISNThere: ed.
totoISNThere: don't EVER SAY THAT TO US
totoISNThere: u stupid slut
Exoterik: i am a slut
totoISNThere: that was from michaela. the slut thingfrom emily
Exoterik: wait no
Exoterik: im not
Exoterik: sorry
totoISNThere: "i have no hands" - dorothy
Exoterik: bye dorothy
totoISNThere: i was kidding when i freaked out you know...sort of
totoISNThere: no i wasnt
totoISNThere: yes i was
totoISNThere: STOP IT.
totoISNThere: stop fighting!
totoISNThere: i hate fights!
Exoterik: doro, i dont think you really have any friends over.
Exoterik: i think you are just wicked bored
Exoterik: and drunk
totoISNThere: i hve friends. other people cn't see them, but they do xist!
Exoterik: goodbye for real
totoISNThere: like santan\
totoISNThere: wait brian!
totoISNThere: i need help!
totoISNThere: seriously!
totoISNThere: im caught in a web of my own lies! im stuck..help me out! Free me from the bondage that is keeping me from ur coffe e
totoISNThere: mom, dad stop fighting, it's my birthday
totoISNThere: if u left i couldnt forgive myself
totoISNThere: NEVER
totoISNThere: do u hear me>
totoISNThere: DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME BRIAN BRIAN BRIAN BRIAN BRIANR!
totoISNThere: no, can u see me?
totoISNThere: in ur dreams?
totoISNThere: cant u see...im invisible1
funny shit yo. very. people thought we were drunk tonight, but we don't remember drinking. haha, re member, like if someone lsot their penis, and they re- MEMBERED him. like put back on his member. haha
by the way, exoterik is brian, the one i thought was the hottest thing in the world last year.