I've been wanting to do something for the longest time - here it is. And wow, lol, it's pretty bleh, but I think it has its moments? :DD
Follow And Cut
bandfic, JongKey, one-sided OnKey
PG
SHINee in fandom. Yes, another one of those.
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The problem with Taemin was that some people never knew when he was being serious about something, or when he was just messing with everyone and laughing at them in front of his laptop. )
“:/” Minho replied.
“I’ll talk to you, Minho~ :D” Jonghyun said, trying to break the tension a bit when he saw nobody tweeting for a few minutes.
“No you won’t.” Key told Jonghyun.
“T_T” Jonghyun replied to Key.
“Why don’t you let go of his balls for like, three seconds? :/” Minho asked Key. “God you’re like a possessive chick. Are you sure you’re not on your period or something?”
Jonghyun said “:O” to nobody in particular, Onew stopped making jokes out of trending topics and just stopped tweeting, and Taemin @replied to both Minho and Key with “lmfaoooo”
STILL fucking hilarious.
When Jonghyun posted to the Big Bang rating community, he was shocked and more than a little disappointed to see that he only got four votes.
“Taeyang,” Key commented, using his favorite Taeyang icon. “You’re both short as shit.”
The rest of the votes were from Minho, Taemin, and Onew, and all of them were for Taeyang.
Jonghyun looked at his f-list of over a hundred and fifty people and frowned.
Aha...ahaha...ahahahahahahaha!!! XDDD
“I wish I could make cornrows with my pubes. How wicked would that be omfg.”
WTFFFFFFFFF. XDDDD It reminds me of your macro where he was talking about dying his pubes. And now imagine having cornrowed, color-fading pubes.
It was a post asking people to “Reblog with your closest online friend!” and onew put “KEY ♥”. Key immediately reblogged it with “who are you? :/”, and most of the notes ended up being people liking it and reblogging with things like “lol” and “burn”
/DEAD XD
Sorry, pulling an Onew and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-ing you.
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