I have all of my icons because luxi is amazing
SO. I wrote this fic, and it's pretty much just about SHINee riding around, lost in Los Angeles after a day of shopping and they're late for the Korean Music Festival (which I guess they WERE late to? because they were shopping? lol idk I heard they were shopping) so they need to get there, but nobody seems to care much except for the manager. and
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LMFAO
okay, quotin' time.
and Jinki stood there chewing his lip, his escalating state of nervousness becoming a cause of concern to Jonghyun and Minho. Jinki was usually pretty calm, but ever since they'd been in America he'd been something of a nervous wreck. He probably thought they were going to be shot, or something equally silly and dramatic, and it would be all his fault.
NERVOUS BREAKDOWN ONEW IS LIKE MY NEW FAVORITE THING NOW.
and Jonghyun figured they had just reached Minho's for the second time that day.
k for some reason, that is very very hot.
breaking point!Ho... do want.
"This belt is about as important as my life, Minho. My Life."
his life, mel. HIS LIFE.
He looked like he desperately wanted to be anywhere but there, and Jonghyun felt exactly the same.
THIS. THIS SO HARD. if i were stuck in a car with key, i would be looking for a gun, or a rope, or actually just throw myself out of the car. lmao.
"Taemin, Emma Watson is British, what would she be doing in America?" Key asked after they had gotten Jinki's breathing back to a somewhat normal pace.
while a hilarious scene in itself - what makes it funnier to me, is how unreasonable and WRONG key is, in the end XD
"Poor Taeminnie?" Minho repeated Kibum's words. "Just a few hours ago you called 'poor Taeminnie' a, what was it, a 'treacherous little beast' for eating your last Taco Bell nacho. And you smacked him around a bit, in public."
"I did not!"
KEY SMACKING AROUND TAEMIN. DO WANT. *sent to hell*
bwahaha, oh minho, The Great Defender Of Everything Taemin. minkey squabbling also new favorite thing ever.
"Oh my god, you guys, we're gonna die here in Los Angeles, we're gonna die and nobody is gonna know because we're gonna be dead and we'll be thrown in a sewer or something and Lee Soo Man is gonna find my body just so he can take it back there and chop it into a million pieces or something because this is all my fault and why am I leader I think I'm losing the feeling in my left arm oh my god I'm dying just leave me here guys."
the weight of the world really is on his shoulders (i died laughing omg)
And stop with that weird smile, Taemin, because I will put you in the trunk, do not test me.
there's an idea for your next piece... taemin in a trunk. im thinking mafia, mob-wars, abductions, taking hostages, pulling off epic hoists (heists?) by street-smart, unconventional means and jfdnhgjfgb fucking shinee in fucking suits. trunk!taem, do want.
"Yes, I know you're Right Here. You're always Right Here. And if you're not Right Here, it's because I'm somewhere else, so you're wherever Jonghyun is. 'Oh, Hyung, have you tasted this cake? No? Here, let me feed it to you~'" Kibum imitated Minho, his voice lowering several octaves. Jonghyun watched some woman on the sidewalk arguing with a bush. "There's this phrase Amber-hyung taught me, and it fits you perfectly. You, Choi Minho, are a cockblocker." he said the word in perfect English.
i had to quote the whole part, sorry, BUT OH MY GOD I THINK I BROKE MY LUNGS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS. thank you for mentioning amber, thank you for writing fucking awesome bitch!key (if i start liking this guy, it'll be all your fault, sobbing) and thank you for idk posting this and not disabling comments (if i was a fic-writer, and had myself on my flist and knew id read it, i would fucking disable comments, fearing longass replies like this, with nothing but pathetic begging for more/putting new ideas in your head)
and what sounded like Jinki sobbing.
;__; I LAUGHED.
"Accident my ass," Kibum said to himself, sounding as out-of-breath as Jonghyun was. "There is no way he isn't doing this on purpose."
i think ive fallen even more in love with cockblock!Ho... he is just so amazingly well-timed and snarky and defensive and completely uninterested in whatever key says OH GOD GIVE ME MORE /BEGGING SOBBING MESS
...in other words ummmm ilu?
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what taemin in a trunk lmaooo girl. XD mafia!shinee? :O definitely one day, when I'm a better writer, it sounds fun~
thank you so much, and what are talking about disabling comments omg it's comments like this that make people wanna write more, it's awesome. *_*
AND WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE KEY. omg. I should go about fixing that because he's fabulous and all HBIC with the rest of SHINee and he likes Lady Gaga and looking at fashion magazines and he has this totally obvious crush on Jonghyun and takes suggestive photos with waterguns and aldklsfjkl ;_; I mean...it's Key. D: /faints
okay so omg I love you. :( ♥
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BAWWWW <33333 i take pride in having the longest! MWAHAHA *fierce face*
takes suggestive photos with waterguns
I SAW THAT TODAY AND IMMEDIATELY TWEETED IT HAHAHA i laughed for like, several minutes, wondering what the hell that was, if i just imagined that. like omfg what a mindfuck.
i liked key back during yunhanam, cause he was less obnoxious-bitch and more like a mother-hen that would break out in all his bitchdom when shit got serious. XD
that, and he had that atrocious blonde hair for like, fucking ever, and now its finally gone and he is slightly redeemed XD
i love you too bb!
get cracking on MAFeeA (oh god how lame am i)
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omfg that picture slfkdjf WHAT, KEY, WHAT. I also love how in the making-of video, while that photo is being taken, Jonghyun is right there practically front-and-center lmao.
icu jonghyun, getting fapping material.
awwww, yeah, after yunhanam he kind of...idk, calmed down a whole lot. but I see that he's slowly getting less quiet and letting his bitchiness show again - mainly on SGB, so I hope SHINee can be on that show more often. AND COME TO PLAY, PLS. idek if that show is still going, lol, I just want SHINee on it at least once. :(
omg "MAFeeA" dklfjsdklf /punches ♥
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jesus christ.
i so suck at watching shows - mainly i just get all "WTF IS THIS SHOW, WHERE ARE THE SUBS" and by the time shit comes out subbed, ive forgotten it, and then its too late and everyone's moved on and i just sit there, trying to look like i know wtf people are referring too. MY LIFE, MEL. MY. LIFE. (im going to haunt you with this.)
OW FUCK, MAFeeA IS ESTABLISHED NOW, K? DEAL. /roundhouse kick
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omggg D: I'm pretty much the same! I just watch what people link to me or post in tumblr, and then waaaaaay later I realize SFI has subbed a bunch of stuff and I download it all and watch everything. I WAS FINALLY GONNA WATCH DREAM TEAM SUBBED AND THEN MY LAPTOP DIED. I was so sad, I was all "...OMG DREAM TEAM /sobs harder" it was so depressing. WE ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT. :(
YES, MAFeeA, COMPLETE WITH TRUNK!TAEM. :O omg /stabs ovaries
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omg wtf your laptop died? THE HORROR, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO?! sobbing, this cannot be reality. /hops into Delorean. QUICKLY NOW, MARTY. WE NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME AND SAVE THE LAPTOP FROM DYING.
... MAFeeA, WHERE KEY KILLS PEOPLE BY USING ROPES. CAUSE HE'S A SADISTIC BITCH. /axes boobs
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