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my laptop plugs were chewed on by a crazy little puppy at my house so for right now i have no internet. hopefully, i will have it back soon. today i decided i would post some of my more entertaining text messages and i encorage other people to do the same. i think they are funny. i might be the only one though. if you are looking for more of the text-y messaging then this website is for you. www.textsfromlastnight.com (sorry, i am too lazy to link it right now)anyway, here are a few of mine.
kelly - Fabuloso is WAYYY worse than spray power.
and it lingers.
Oh. My. God. Ihere is a fabuloso aroma sensations! Why?! Wtf?
( about the cleaning stuff we use on the floor at work)
sara- It's pretty lame without u. No one to make fun of fashioncore kids with me.
heatherette- I found an old ass love and death shirt. It was ridiculously tiny. It was hilarious.
kelly- Ahaha! He's probably in cali with his secret wife and family.
sara- Oh, you mean teenwolf?
chris carey- Alabasterrrrr!! Aliiieee!!
(him calling is imaginary cat when he is an old man)
tenease- Remember that time u followed that armadillo into the woods? hahahahahaha!! Damn I love you!!!
( i really don't remember this )
tenease- Don't be a hater heather. Everyone is bff on myspace and facebook.
sara- Umm, that highschool musical kid is hot as sin in hairspray... Please tell me he is 18
sara- Carl winslow on guitar?
( i don't even know. it is fun to imagine though)
kelly- Charlie just walked in! Wtf?! haha
He was wearing a sweatshirt w/ a giant eagle on it
********- i hope there is a statute of limitations on producing kiddie porn, cause ***** has pics of my 16yr old boobies haha... and now i am sick to my stomach.
sara- SVU and Dane Cook have ghosted our phones... they are stealing our material.
tenease- Since u are my best friend I guess I should admit I've seen all 3 high school musicals.
ashleigh- Does that le kat bitch work at a sushi place?
Cause we are at tace and there is a moron girl who seems like it could be her. i want to stabbbbbb her
This idiot has to be her cause if theres two people in the world this stupid we are in serious trouble
kelly- Oh that pauly shore
(on my love for son n law)
kelly - Fabuloso is WAYYY worse than spray power.
and it lingers.
Oh. My. God. Ihere is a fabuloso aroma sensations! Why?! Wtf?
( about the cleaning stuff we use on the floor at work)
sara- It's pretty lame without u. No one to make fun of fashioncore kids with me.
heatherette- I found an old ass love and death shirt. It was ridiculously tiny. It was hilarious.
kelly- Ahaha! He's probably in cali with his secret wife and family.
sara- Oh, you mean teenwolf?
chris carey- Alabasterrrrr!! Aliiieee!!
(him calling is imaginary cat when he is an old man)
tenease- Remember that time u followed that armadillo into the woods? hahahahahaha!! Damn I love you!!!
( i really don't remember this )
tenease- Don't be a hater heather. Everyone is bff on myspace and facebook.
sara- Umm, that highschool musical kid is hot as sin in hairspray... Please tell me he is 18
sara- Carl winslow on guitar?
( i don't even know. it is fun to imagine though)
kelly- Charlie just walked in! Wtf?! haha
He was wearing a sweatshirt w/ a giant eagle on it
********- i hope there is a statute of limitations on producing kiddie porn, cause ***** has pics of my 16yr old boobies haha... and now i am sick to my stomach.
sara- SVU and Dane Cook have ghosted our phones... they are stealing our material.
tenease- Since u are my best friend I guess I should admit I've seen all 3 high school musicals.
ashleigh- Does that le kat bitch work at a sushi place?
Cause we are at tace and there is a moron girl who seems like it could be her. i want to stabbbbbb her
This idiot has to be her cause if theres two people in the world this stupid we are in serious trouble
kelly- Oh that pauly shore
(on my love for son n law)