NOW HEAR THIS!
Hello, all you Peoples on Nick's Friends list. For those of you who may not be familiar with me, my name is Jay Moriarty, and I am Nick's manager, handler, zookeeper, and all around right-hand man.
As many of you know, Nick has just completed the first draft of his first full length play. This was a very exhausting and trying time for him. After he finished on Sunday, he was completely drained and suddenly found himself with nothing to put off. For the first time in a long time, he was not procrastinating, for there was nothing left to procrastinate.
This morning, he received an email from MC Frontalot himself nominating him (Nick) as the Street Team Captain for MC Fronatlot's Chicago show, coming up on 10 April. His mind went into immediate shock. He had certainly volunteered to on the street team, but this was actual Responsibility, which as you all know, is not Nick's strong suit.
Faced with the terrible choice of Responsibility or Failing the Front, he decided to pass the yoke of leadership to me. What this means is that each and every one of you turkeys is hereby Cordially Commanded to attend the show. There will be further info as the time of the show grows short. For now, rest assured that I know where each and every one of you live, and I am a very violent man.
Tootles,
Jay Moriarty.
As many of you know, Nick has just completed the first draft of his first full length play. This was a very exhausting and trying time for him. After he finished on Sunday, he was completely drained and suddenly found himself with nothing to put off. For the first time in a long time, he was not procrastinating, for there was nothing left to procrastinate.
This morning, he received an email from MC Frontalot himself nominating him (Nick) as the Street Team Captain for MC Fronatlot's Chicago show, coming up on 10 April. His mind went into immediate shock. He had certainly volunteered to on the street team, but this was actual Responsibility, which as you all know, is not Nick's strong suit.
Faced with the terrible choice of Responsibility or Failing the Front, he decided to pass the yoke of leadership to me. What this means is that each and every one of you turkeys is hereby Cordially Commanded to attend the show. There will be further info as the time of the show grows short. For now, rest assured that I know where each and every one of you live, and I am a very violent man.
Tootles,
Jay Moriarty.