It's not that Matt isn't grateful for nepotism. He loves nepotism! And it's not that he objects to the morning commute; that's why God made coffeemakers, and honestly any morning commute that's from the actual city and not a suburb is a huge improvement. It's not even that he's ended up, straight out of undergrad, getting a job that's close enough
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With significant others on the mind, he asks Matt "Upset the girlfriend?"
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"No," he laughs, "uh. More like upset the neighbors."
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What did you do to cause such a racket?"
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"Moved in."
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"Jury's still out. I haven't had a whole lot of bonding time with him, her, or them." He's using them for convenience, as an ungrammatical catchall.
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"Yeah," he says, "but I don't actually know that they are poltergeists. Not yet, anyway. Could be. But it also might be a ghost, demon, or ... miscellaneous, though typically I only run into those sorts when I'm actively looking."
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"Poltergeists are generally categorized - at least where I'm from - as a type of ghost. Usually the faint remains of a child who died on the location and is causing trouble. Not recently mind you, more like, perhaps several hundred years before the building was there," Theo says. He pushes up his sunglasses and thumbs on his iPhone and flicks through it. This gives a change to expose his silver eyes. When he finds the screen he wants, he offers it to Matt.
It's an FBI document on the nature of poltergeists and how to deal with them. A very official looking FBI document. Like not from the X-Files sort of thing.
"I run into all sorts of ghosts and things like that all the time."
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Wow.
That does look official.
"Are you," ulp, "with an organization ...?"
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"Hum? Yeah, I work for the FBI." He gives the guy a mild look of 'I'm not on duty, the bar is not in my jurisdiction, you are not my business'.
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"Huh," he says.
"There's a division of the FBI where I'm from that handles preternatural crimes. You know, across state lines. But there's also the Department of Homeland Security, which is sort of offensively worded but what can you do."
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Like gods trying to regain their godly abilities, missing towns...
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"The really big stuff falls under the heading of 'mischief'?"
Oh, bureaucracy.
Never stop being bizarre.
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