...look, it's not like he doesn't know the strange things this bar can do. He remembers he once fell in love with a young woman here, for no rhyme or reason. And he's a playa playa. Love is always one sided, and not on his end. So he's well aware the bar can make you feel strange, at least.
Aware the bar can put breasts where breasts were not before? That's entirely new. And he didn't even eat anything.
Oh, well. He's got studying to do. He will, apparently, have to boost his academics with breasts and a skirt.
[ ooc: for the curious,
Minato Arisato, who is the protagonist of Persona 3, is now looking rather like the newly announced female protagonist of Persona 3 Portable.
Convenient picture of both characters is convenient. ]