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James Tiberius Kirk ☆ nuTrek ☆ THAT bar.

Jul 06, 2009 16:32

[OOMM: What Happens In Milliways...Kirk wanders into the bar, completely oblivious to the fact that he forgot to take the wedding band off from before. He's got a mission, and that mission's name is Breakfast. For now, anyway ( Read more... )

leonard "bones" mccoy, spock, anomalous muses, james t. kirk

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sonof2worlds July 7 2009, 00:34:13 UTC

Spock senses something amiss with his comrades.

He is also well versed enough in human post-coital ritual to know where they've been.

Maybe.

It's a theory.

boldlygoes July 7 2009, 02:08:33 UTC

Kirk is Ignoring Spock. It's not personal, or anything... just that he is firmly denying the presence of the Vulcan for now lest he die of embarrassment.

curedrainydays July 7 2009, 02:09:12 UTC

Bones might be, too.

It is a THING. A couples thing.

sonof2worlds July 7 2009, 02:15:33 UTC

Spock's expression is as placid as always.

He might, of course, be taking some private, un-Vulcan amusement in the suffering of his crewmates, after all the fun they've had at his expense.

Or the schadenfreude may be entirely their imagination. Whichever.

boldlygoes July 7 2009, 03:08:44 UTC

...fine. Kirk can't stand to be stared at by him, so he half-turns around and asks, "Yes, Spock?"

sonof2worlds July 7 2009, 06:59:33 UTC

"Are you quite alright, captain?" Spock says, in utmost mildness. "You seem quite discombobulated. More so then normal. Usually when you emerge from your quarters after a conquest, you're far more at ease."

Yeah, he went there.

curedrainydays July 7 2009, 19:18:06 UTC

DJHGFKJHDGFJKDGJHFADHGF

NO WORDS. (For once. BUT DON'T WORRY I'M SURE THEY'LL RETURN.)

boldlygoes July 7 2009, 21:32:01 UTC

Kirk doesn't have any words either; instead, his mouth opens and closes like a fish several times.

sonof2worlds July 7 2009, 23:28:50 UTC

Spock completes the trinity of silent crewmen of the Enterprise.

In the background, Bar throws up a scoreboard:

SPOCK: 100
MCCOY: 0
KIRK : 0

curedrainydays July 7 2009, 23:39:21 UTC

"Nosy green-blooded hobgoblin," Bones finally mutters.

This is clearly a mature, serious response.

sonof2worlds July 8 2009, 06:40:12 UTC

"I am merely commenting on the obvious and open, Dr. McCoy."

That's all. Perfect innocence, thy name is Spock.

boldlygoes July 8 2009, 17:58:25 UTC

"Well--you're wrong, Spock. It's not what it looks like. At all."

curedrainydays July 8 2009, 18:19:02 UTC

Except it kind of is.

Bones makes no comment.

sonof2worlds July 9 2009, 02:13:11 UTC

Sure it isn't.

"You aren't coming from your quarters, still smelling of your bed and Dr. McCoy?" Spock inquires. "If not I suggest returning to toxic concoction you were using as aftershave previously. This particular scent is not agreeable with you."

You know? All the those things you said about his Mom, and his heart, and-- pissed him off royally? You know all the things you said trying to get into Nyota's pants?

Bitch, this is super calm Vulcan payback.

boldlygoes July 9 2009, 02:23:03 UTC

"It was really that bad?" Kirk says, almost in shock. "I was told it smelled amazing, actually, Commander."

curedrainydays July 9 2009, 02:26:25 UTC

Bones hates your guts right now, Spock. And he would explain this more in-depthly after he has more caffeine. Also because any statements here can and probably will be used against him.

For now, have a grumpy icon. :|

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