There is a bowl of animal crackers on the bar.
I hear you can put them in your soup.
{OOC: LALALALA eat a cracker, get turned into the animal of your choice. :D?}
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In related news, there's a dog eyeing the bar woefully, like it has personally betrayed him.
After a moment, the bar helpfully provides it with a collar, complete with dog tags.
Hi, they say, my name is Chuck.